1. MAN TAKES SELF HOSTAGE IN LONDON

  2. BEYONCE WINS THE SUPERBOWL & everything else that mattered to me

  3. HOW TO BECOME SEXY SEXY OUTLIERS!! #50in52

  4. GIVING IT ALL AWAY!!! COULD YOU REBUILD YOUR LIFE?

  5. SEXTORTIONIST FACES 105 YEARS IN JAIL OVER NUDE PICS

  6. PASTOR STIFFS WAITER, INTERNET ENRAGED!!

  7. KISSES, BABY TATTOOS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME!

  8. KOREAN MAN EATS CHILDREN & everything else that mattered to me

  9. JJ ABRAMS TO DIRECT THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE!!

  10. MAN SHOOTS D*CK OFF WITH OWN GUN!!

  11. ADVENTURES OF BABY D*CK FACE!!

  12. BATH SALTS ARE AWESOME!!!1!

  13. MANTI TE'O GIRLFRIEND HOAX OR TRICK??

  14. COPS BEATDOWN DIABETIC MAN IN SHOCK

  15. DBAG STEALS TRAIN; WRECKS HOUSE

  16. JENNIFER LAWRENCE WINS MY GOLDEN GLOBES!!

  17. BEYONCE BRINGS BACK DESTINY'S CHILD

  18. DRUNK MAN CHOKES LADY ON PLANE!

  19. GUILT FREE BULIMIA!!

  20. T*TS, TOYS & TONS OF RICH JAPANESE PEOPLE!!

  21. SQUEEZING JESSICA NIGRI & OTHER FAVORITES FROM 2012

  22. KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT WITH BEST PROMOTIONAL TOOL EVER!

  23. ARE FAKE BOOBS NASTY / DO VIDEO GAMES CAUSE GUN VIOLENCE?!

  24. MS VENEZUELA PREDICTS END OF WORLD ... OR SOMETHING ABOUT WAVES

  25. MAN BREAKS PENIS. WHOLE WORLD CRINGES.

  26. SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS RESULT IN 10 YEAR JAIL SENTENCE

  27. The Heroes of Sandy Hook Elementary

  28. COP SHOOTS UNARMED MAN OUTSIDE HOME!

  29. MAKING A LEE SAMMICH & EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED!

  30. LITTLE ZOE BAMFS ON, JENNIFER LAWRENCE & EVERYTHING ELSE

  31. HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!

  32. What Gives You Purpose?

  33. 79 YEAR OLD BAMF, MISS BUM BUM & THE INTERNET "WARS"

  34. D-BAGS, NY POST SCANDAL & THE KATT WILLIAMS SLAP

  35. DEATH, SEX, AND MORE DEATH

  36. YOUR DAUGHTER IS A SUPER CLASSY LADY! #LEXXA

  37. THE 25 LEAST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2012?!

  38. 425 POUND WOMAN DIES BECAUSE CAN'T FIT ON PLANE!

  39. CASEY ANTHONY OVERLOOKED EVIDENCE UNCOVERED!

  40. BLACK FRIDAY WALMART FIGHTS AND OTHER THINGS IM THANKFUL FOR...

  41. JUSTIN BIEBER D-BAG OR PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!?

  42. THE PORN AT WORK EPIDEMIC!

  43. What Should The Age of Consent Be?

  44. THE MEGAN FOX WATCH RETURNS!!

  45. JOANNA KRUPA'S PUBIC HAIR & PEPSI BLOCKS YOUR FAT!!

  46. RIHANNA AND TEXAS NEED MORE PHILLYD CUDDLES.

  47. ALEXA VEGA, MCAFEE KILLS & RACIST D-BAGS

  48. VICTORIA'S SECRET ANGELS, NEW TACO BELL, AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME

  49. IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!

  50. BADASS BABIES, SMEXY LADIES & MAYOR ANGRYBEAVER

  51. GREATEST BOSS BREAKS IN THE TRAMP!!

  52. Miranda Kerr's Thighs, Flying Cars, and the past 6 years of my life

  53. THE WEEKEND SHOW!!! Happy 1000 videos :)

  54. KATY PERRY'S LATEX & STEPHEN COLBERT BALLS

  55. GIRL SETS HERSELF ON FIRE AND LIES!!

  56. BEST BREAST CANCER AWARENESS CAMPAIGN EVAR!!

  57. ALISON BRIE LINGERIE DANCE VS. PAUL RYAN SHIRTLESS SEARCH

  58. KATY PERRY MAKES EVERYONE CRY and the Top 5

  59. SARA UNDERWOOD, PIZZA STRIPS, & TWITTER CENSORSHIP (Oct. 18, 2012)

  60. CREEP SHOTS II: WHEN CREEPS GET FABULOUSSSS!! (Oct. 17, 2012)

  61. ANONYMOUS FINDS AMANDA TODD'S BULLY?! (Oct. 16, 2012)

  62. HOW FELIX BAUMGARTNER FIT HIS GIANT BALLS INTO HIS SPACE SUIT!! (Oct. 15, 2012)

  63. CHAMPAGNE FACIALS, $220k & other things I want in my cab!!

  64. TANKS AND ASSETS

  65. EYELINER BRAD PITT SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!! #nohomo derp

  66. SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED!!

  67. Bullying Vs. Unsolicited Critical D-BAGERRY

  68. BEST NEWS DAY EVARRR!!

  69. NICKI MINAJ SNAPS, BUTT CHUGGER DENIES.. IT'S A LONG STORY

  70. IRON MAN 3 LEAK, FILIPINO GANGNAM STYLE & CYBER CRIME

  71. COP SUCKER-PUNCHES WOMAN!!

  72. The Lazy, The Liars, and The Misinformed

  73. NIGRI PLEASE!! DeFranco Inc. Security At Work.

  74. DIRTY CREEPSHOTS GET TEACHER FIRED!!

  75. WORLDS GREATEST DAD!!

  76. KIM KARDASHIAN'S SUICIDAL CAT and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME TODAY

  77. SOFIA VERGARA WARDROBE MALFUNCTION and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME!!

  78. "FEMINISM MAKES YOUR D**K SMALL" AND OTHER BIG FAILURES THIS WEEK

  79. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS SQUISHY IMPERFECTIONS and OTHER GRENADES

  80. WORLDS FIRST LI-LIGER AND CUTEST WASTE OF MONEY EVAR!!

  81. ROSIE HUNTINGTON VS REAL WOMEN? BATTLE OVER BEAUTY!!

  82. JESSICA NIGRI TEASE, $50,000 IDEAS, AND OTHER REASONS YOU'LL LOVE ME!!

  83. HONEY BOO BOO CHILD MAKES MORE SENSE THAN POLITICIANS THESE DAYS! #DeFranco2036

  84. TWEETING NUDES AND OTHER WAYS TO EMBRACE #YOLO!!

  85. US MARINE BEATDOWN, GAMER GIRLS, AND WE LOST 2PAC AGAIN!

  86. NEW YOUTUBE + HOOTERS GIRLS + VAN DUZER + EGYPT (9/11/2012)

  87. HORSES LOVE GOOGLE GLASS & PRESIDENT ATTACKED BY BEAR

  88. LESBIAN LOVE PROTESTS MAKE NEWS MUCH MORE FUN

  89. PORN TO THE RESCUE!!

  90. STONERS, COSPLAY, HONOR KILLINGS

  91. FAT, MEAN, UGLY, STUPID... YOU ONLY GET TWO

  92. FOX NEWS CALLS PAUL RYAN A LIAR?!

  93. MUSCLE MUSIC & MALARIA HOEDOWN!!

  94. FRENEMIES: GOOGLE VS APPLE

  95. CUTTING IS GOOD FOR YOU!!

  96. PRINCE HARRY NUDES SHOCK!!!.....no one

  97. CARL'S JR ADS ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PORN and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED!

  98. LEO'S LAST TWENTY AND WHY RAPE IS A BLESSING?

  99. PUSSY RIOT and LEGITIMATE RAPE