Where I grew up aka the Elkton Song By: ONE LANE BRIDGE

Where I grew up it's full of trash
Backward Rednecks they have no cash
O'reilly on TV him they adore
They still think Ole Dubya won the war
Where I grew up the stench is really strong
Hit the gas and it won't take long
40 is backed up 3000 feet
if someone doesn't move their ass is beat
(Chorus)
JIM'S BEEN CUTTIN' HAIR FOR 85 YEARS
THERE'S NOTHIN' IN THIS TOWN THAT WE DON'T FEAR
OUR FARMS ARE FULL OF STEERS
AND WE'RE AFRAID OF QUEERS
I'VE GOT MY BIBLE AND I'M FULL OF BEER
Where I grew up
We had one band (how's my hat)
They sounded real good if you're too dizzy to stand
They played Wesley's Bar from noon to night
Those drunken bastards they never lost a fight
Where I grew up
The county was the limt
The girls were so nasty I couldn't even hit it
They say Norman's on the loose
Ya'll run inside
Right into my favorite place the bar I'll hide
REPEAT CHORUS
Where I grew up the fair was the place to be
Every year they'll been there but hopefully not for me
The whole town's lined up at the super Walmart
They claim to have no money but just look at that cart
Repeat Chorus

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Elkton
• One Lane Bridge
• Redneck
• Maryland
• Music

[bobzzz23]

@dmbfan524 i live in wilmington but used to be glasglow and i hate elkton!

[dmbfan524]

I live in Elkton too. This song fits the place PERFECTLY! :)