Barack Obama Theme Song

Assume the position America!!!

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While in Hell, they see a red phone sitting on a table and ask the Devil what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million Dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the Devil informs her that cost is 6 million Dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the Devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime. When Putin hears this, he becomes enraged and asks the Devil why Bush got to call the USA free! The Devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A. God doesn't need to show His birth certificate.

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[TotalNonstopAction97]

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THE QUEEN CAN DIE AND GO TO HELL?  WE DONT SAY OBAMA CAN DIE! FUCK YOU!

[funny931]

@TotalNonstopAction97 chill man the queen and putin are used to show how pathetic BO is - two great leaders makes BO really pathetic, really puts the point across

[masterkingdude1]

were dead if he stays president

[StarwarsHalofreak]

The bastard just wants to disarm all of America so we have nothing to defend ourselves with when he and his mind slaves take over, He is starting with our Nuclear weapons, And before we know it, The second amendment.

[Masterofmind999]

Where is jesse ventura assinating him?

[spuddapotato2494]

wtf am i watching?!

[thejoshknight]

@StarwarsHalofreak

Its not his fault he is so popular. I happen to like him, i would gladly give up money to help the poor. Call it socialist, i call it kind.

A. The 2nd amendment was designed for hunters(as that was the main food source in the 1700's), and the real threat of british invasion back then. They did not intend for it to be used casually.

B, The less nukes the better. Im sick of the phony wars, the middle east is none of our business anyway. Also, why do we need 7000 nukes?

[Commander11Cody]

NOOO WE ARE DOOMED!

[buztone345]

@TotalNonstopAction97 fuck obama