Around this time every year, my dad clambers up to the roof and sets up Santa's sleigh and reindeer. The first time we stuck them up there, I realized, "The lead reindeer's got no red nose! Whaaat!" No problem, says dad, and grabs an oversized red bulb and sticks it on Rudolph's nose. Sure, it looked silly from up close, but you could see that schnoz even blocks away.
I'll be visiting home soon, and the first thing I'll see is that little red light in the distance. And hopefully not my little brother hanging off the rain gutter by his shoelaces. AGAIN.
(I can never find good album art, can I? Jeez. Thanks, Tom.)
My dad can barely be arsed to put up the Christmas tree.
xXBR4D3NXx 2 years ago