The Barber

A story of a young boy who got a hair cut from a very messed up barber.
Lyrics:
There once was a boy...He had no hair... in that area down there...He didn't find it funny cuz now he was bald.And it's all because of the...

Pubic Barber! Gonna shave you down. He's gonna take your pubes and put'em in his after-dinner salad. Pubic Barber! Gonna steal your pubes and fashion them into his false mustache.

All was well when his hair grew back. 'Cause he wasn't that bald-pubic-person anymore...He had a fro now, no........not down there. He had that braided...by the...

Pubic Barber! Gonna shave you down. He's gonna eat your pubes 'cuz they taste good with his ice cream! Pubic Barber! Gonna shave you down. ...(random rambling)... Nasty.

The boy went to the barber to confront him. The barber was waiting for him with his shaver at the ready. The boy asked, "Why did you shave me so?" Then the barber then replied, "'Cuz I likey da puby."

Pubic Barber! He's a pedofile! ...He wants to eat the hair in your pie! Pubic Barber! He's gonna chase you down! 'Cause he's a maniacal crotch-shaver...

The boy called the po-po. And they showed up in a jiffy. The barber was arrested. The town was saved.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• knightsoftheendtable
• acoustic
• comedy
• song
• barber

[gpwildcatg2012]

oh my god preston really? hahahahaha

[HellFrozeOverSeason1]

weird

[lickablelemur]

that was amazing

xD

[knightwatches]

interesting lyrics. : could you at least put them on the video description? good none the less i laughed a lot lol

[DtardFilms]

LMAO!!!

[tacocrazydude]

hahaha, this was very funny ^_^