Have We Got a Bridge to Sell You! "The CRC Cures Cancer"

"Cures Cancer" is the second in a series of spoofs by the Bridge Shopping Network (BSN) made to promote the Citizen's Opposition and Alternatives to the Columbia River Crossing (CRC) rally, which is being held noon Sunday, April 5th at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park (north of the Hawthorne Bridge). To find out more about the Columbia River Crossing and see better alternatives see http://smarterbridge.org/ The video was produced by Dan Kaufman http://crankmychain.com and Joe 'Metal Cowboy' Kurmaskie http://metalcowboy.com .

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[rsb97060]

Hell, why not let the old bridges just fall down and then we can run ferry boats across the river. Better yet, form the Dinghy Transportation Alliance and encourage everyone who crosses the Columbia to row themselves across!

[bestboy2011]

Truth to power thru wit and satire! Big boys want to turn Portland into a parking lot. Keep em coming, these parodies are great!

[fredlf]

Actually, I think this bridge is an erectile dysfunction!

[travelnewt]

I'm sold!

[k1elucas]

And that's not all... it also makes up for erectile dysfunction! All for the low, low, price of at least $4.2 billion.