The Ballad of Brock Samson

He is Brock Samson
He will kill you
He is licensed
To murder you
Built of muscle
Man of steel
He is murder
At the wheel

He will take you
Down to hell
Death is business
And business is well
He will take you
Down to hell
Murder is his business
And business is well

Go team Venture
On the way
Man of danger
You will pay
He will cut you
Die today

He will take you
Down to hell
Death is business
And business is well
He will take you
Down to hell
Murder is his business
And business is well

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Brock
• Samson
• murder
• face
• ballad
• venture
• bros

[evowriter]

i wish this was good

[Manny1222]

Brock Samson isn't dark. He's just a bad ass.

[AMTRAX91]

Oh hi Dr. Claw

[ThaFreakymeL]

Fuck all these stupid dildos, this is deathmetal, maybe not the best, but its awesome

[ThaFreakymeL]

@soapfiction no, its deathmetal, dildo!

[gzac95]

Put some variety in the way you do your death metal voice man.

[Grandtemplar1191]

Brock Samson vs Charles Foster Offdendson who will win?

[gibadoo]

this could have been so much more:( the swedish murder mech. deserves better

[1and2is3]

this is terrible, you should be banned from the internet

[dahcheat]

@soapfiction no.....deathkloks at least good enough to make it onto guitar hero....<3 thunderhorse.....

[dahcheat]

wtf is this stupid shit?

every syllable has like the same amount of space between it and the tempo barely changes....brock would not approve