WTF COLLECTIVE - Jon Lajoie (lyrics in annotations)

Here is Jon Lajoie's latest video with the correct lyrics.

[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me
First on the mic, MC Con-fus-ing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack motha fuckas wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks then take a shit on your track
Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape

[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Oww! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch
Woke up 5 days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened that was trau-ma-tic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously, I'm freaking out, I can't remember anything
What's my motha fucking name?
(Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what
I take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motha fuckas watch
You other MCs can't handle this shit
You're just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep

[Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."
I said, "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic."

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
Although I agree that it is a ground-breaking trilogy
The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

[MC Shit My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes
There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But motha fuckas, I don't really have the time
So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy

[Chorus Guy]
I'm still singing the chorus
(Thank god we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus
(It's such a boring fuckin' job)
I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masturbate then go to sleep)

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[3114dawg]

Its Masturbate, not masterbate. lol.

[ub3r1337pwn4g3]

fixed!

[alanwildergore]

mc fatigue...yeah thats me everytime I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep......xDDD

[pasapimpin]

Awsome!!!

[superultrarussianfan]

@TheKickass2002 me 2 i thought he was mc arabian..:D

[TheKickass2002]

0:13 forgive my ignorance but first i thought he was mc arabian or something

[Mahnicknamah]

MC shit my pants frequently. Hahaha!

[GERRY2040]

fantastic



[drawingablankduhhh]

The chorus guy is my favorite part :)

[tomycool22]

wtf is some1 shit their pants ?! yup...!

[bunkerbuilder333]

i love the chorus part haha