I covet the kuro buta... cho kawaii!

That black porcelain pig shall be mine!

Ok, I tried making a dessert/vegetable sandwich, but it was regurgitated into the trash.

So, I got my wife to make some vegetarian sushi with a hot and sour flair. It was too sour for me and too hot for her. Maybe Czarny will like it.

Pros about this video:
There's a diverse soundtrack.
There's no cooking, just raw ingredients.
Two dishes instead of one (although, admittedly, one inspires vomiting).
No meat.

Cons about this video:
Shitty camera work and lighting during the first half.
No food fight and even the puking was off screen, hence no real mess.
I used yogurt.

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[gherkinjerk]

First rate puke noises.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I hope so, because they were real. I have abused my stomach with whiskey for too long and now I retch when I eat anything too disgusting.

[gherkinjerk]

I'm no longer allowed to drink anything brown. Puking's the least of it

[CadicusTheDamned]

Oddly enough, my palate still accepts copious amounts of whiskey. My wife, however, has forbidden its consumption anyway. She says it makes me crazy and mean.

[xxxild]

OMG--you ate it!

Okay now you are blessed w/a secret recipe: Take that type of yogurt u used and mix it into any pancake mix. Makes the pancakes so much better.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I'll tell my wife that. She's the chef. My attempts at cooking don't turn out so well...

[gherkinjerk]

Precisely. And wine makes me poetic and philisophical (gay). So I drink Budweiser and crush the cans on my forehead. It's tough being a knuckle-dragging neanderthal in these troubled times. Here's mud in your eye.

[OshunAvani]

Thank you. I try also.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Thank you. I try, I try.

I like your taste in women.

[OshunAvani]

I love your choice of music.