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S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants), is the name of the rap/hip-hop song in the episode "Comet Kermillian" by a group of rapping street performers called 2 Guyz N the Parque in the Danville Park. The song was improvised when Candace passed by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
LYRICS:
Candace: AHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! AHH!
Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AHHHHHHHH!
There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats.....
Background singers: S-I-M-P,
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2: Who you got back home, watering your plants...
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence living in France...
Background singers: She can't see the-
Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P,
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Candace: AAH!
Street Performer 1: Wow! She had actual squirrels in her pants.
Street Performer 2: We just got served.
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Rapper: "Wow, she had ACTUAL squirrels in her pants"
-Long silence-
Retard: "We just got serrrved."
xhiddenscars 2 months ago 40
I never noticed how perverted that scene is.. Guess it's all part of being a Teen huh?
jedaiahwillians 2 months ago 9