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Published on Aug 3, 2012

This song is very NSFW! Buy it here - http://bit.ly/fbombsvid
Bonus live version - http://bit.ly/fbombslive

Written & performed by Zach Sherwin. http://mrnapkins.com
Beat by Upryz. http://upryz.com/

Director: Ian Brownell
Director of Photography: Jacki Moonves
Production Design: Lauren Cunningham

Special thanks: Robert Buscemi (Bartender), David Venhuizen (Pitchfork), Colin McCormick (Sign), Dan Gill (Effigy), Jeff Wattenhofer (Vandal 1), Shawn Pearlman (Vandal 2), Jon Berkas, Sean Barrett, Dan David, Michelle Barbera, Hughes Holland, EpicLloyd, Nice Peter, Rafael Serrano, Flynn Adam, Maker Studios.

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@zachsherwin

LYRICS:

(I don't like getting this worked up, but sometimes these MCs just push me too far, and I need to drop some rhymes to blow off a little steam...yo!)

Rappers bring beef till I feel like I'm being smothered in heifers
You need to stop effing with me, mothereffers!
Look, you got that stale style that's never pleasant.
While mine is so fresh that it's effervescent.
Burning me in effigy? I recommend you quit.
I'm a real man! You're weak and effeminate.
I want to show you things from my perspective,
Cause I'm in effect, and you're ineffecTIVE!
I am the hottest. Top-shelf. Amazing.
You should be more modest and self-effacing...
Step to me, you'll get stepped on.
You belong in "Battle Rap Musical" - with Zac Efron!
Learn a thing or two and stop confrontin' me
With your inefficient ephemeral effrontery.
Haters, take your last breath
You'll get an A for effort, but your final grade? F!

(Aw, that felt good, but I think, that in order to really clear out all that rage, I gotta run that verse down again...this time with the F-Bombs back in it! Yo!)

Rappers bring beef till I feel like I'm being smothered in heifers
You need to stop fucking with me, motherfuckers!
You got that stale style that's never pleasant.
While mine is so fresh that it's fuckervescent.
Burning me in fuckigy? I recommend you quit.
I'm a real man! You're weak and fuckeminate.
I want to show you things from my perspective,
Cause I'm in fuckect, and you're infuckecTIVE!
I am the hottest. Top-shelf. Amazing.
You should be more modest and self-fuckfacing...
Step to me, you'll get stepped on.
You belong in "Battle Rap Musical" - with Zac Fuckron!
Learn a thing or two and stop confrontin' me
With your infuckicient fuckemeral fuckrontery.
Haters take your last breath...
You'll get an A for fuckort, but your final grade? Fuck!

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  • SoonToBeAwesome

    You can tell that a lot of fuckort went into making this video.

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  • ZanZero584

    Didn't know Ted Mosby could rap. Nice.

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  • SHIFTKICK

    The opening line is so clever

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  • herdaderda

    dude, its sasha baron cohen (aka borat/bruno ali g)

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    in reply to ZanZero584 (Show the comment)
  • Skwems

    Over 50% of the bill mean 51% or higher, so it's not possible since 1 bill = 100%, so if you have one piece that is 51% of the bill the second one is only 49% which means it's illegal :)

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  • Vam TheAnomaly

    Yes. He also did Do Brown and Albert Einstein

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  • toirteDnIedaM

    So you can break every bill you have and you will be twice as rich as you are!

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  • wegottabadasshere

    Sherlock from epic rap battles? o.O

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  • Ryan Cheng

    Adding to my "fucking awesome" playlist

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  • Shiloh Sanders

    Love this! 3

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  • MrGiggals

    this is my new favored video and you have another subscriber! :)

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