Yahweh the fertility war god of the gods

I am not a Bible scholar, nor is my brain any better than average, so what follows may be completely wrong.

According to the Hebrew Testament, in my unlearned opinion, the god Yahweh took upon itself the job of roaming Earth in search of girls and women who wanted to be pregnant, and then obliged them. Most of that obligation fell to the god's priests, in temples of Yahweh. The god of course also did the same service for Sarah:

"And Yahweh visited Sarah as he had said, and Yahweh did unto Sarah as he had spoken. For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son" (Genesis 21:1).

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[00clouds00]

oh and sweetie,,,if you are compiling information from wikipedia ,,um half of that is lies also..beware!!!

[Desertphile]

"oh and sweetie,,,if you...."

"Sweetie?" Go find your dates elsewhere, faggot.

[00clouds00]

You mock God and in the end you will be the one mocked.

[Desertphile]

"You mock God (sic) and in the...."

No.

[Bodhitharta]

Why, simply make up false stories about God?

[666Nanoko]

God really sucks.

[KayBeeEee1983]

@ikerzgrove Power is sexy. God is omnipotent. Do the math.

[Kargoneth]

Sounds kooky enough... must be true ;)

[91jgphonecall]

i like to testify,... alot.

[DaveZev]

As a Religious Study Student and a Jew... I find you quite interesting and quite funny. The things you are saying sound pretty much correct in several areas... in other areas I'm still learning. You aren't a joke... as funny as your video is this stuff is pretty true. You actually are stating things that have been on my mind for a while...that I wasn't sure about. I am a religious/spiritual Jew... but I do however worship the Hebrew/Canaanite Goddess whether her name be Asherah or Shekhinah...

[JoakimfromAnka]

Now this was a funny one. Never stop making videos please. I discovered your channel yesterday. :)

[memalephyudth]

this guy is a joke! He was paid by the Governments to put this crap on here to turn the people from YHWH. What! Ah! Dip

[DanHale74]

Ishtar is pronounced like easter. But you really are pretty rite on; there is little difference between the polytheistic "pagan" practices and symbolism of Sumer, Babylonia, Canaan, Egypt etc, and the early practices and symbols (and magick?) used by the Israelites. It is all quite mythological yet according to them it was superior. At the time it made sense to them one might suppose.

[ikerzgrove]

Jeez it's rather sexual isn't it?

[jugifu]

Thanks for making me hear this morons pitiful voice...when he dies only his fleas will mourn him.