Apparently "all day breakfast" means "a tin full of gunk" these days. And if that's not enough to send your stomach fleeing to the nearest airport, I've also got some kind of microwave bolognese pot and a tiny steak & kidney pudding. And you don;t want to know what's for dessert.
Then we talk about holidays for a bit to take my mind off things.
(If you don't know what happened to Cousin Steven, have a look here and remember to read right-to-left... http://t.co/uDeYY3YD )