'Death by Misadventure' by Lenny and Ziggy

I want a death by misadventure
Wanna die face down in some dude's pool
Not gonna kick in my sleep lyin on my dentures
When I die Jack it's gonna be real cool
Don't wanna die from drugs
Don't wanna go insane (like that Pink Floyd guy Sid)
Wanna be on a bus that crashes into a train - just like Ozzy Osborne did
No man, that was Randy Rhodes and it was an airplane
Wow, a train and a plane, cool!

I want a death by misadventure
Wanna die face down in some dude's pool
Not gonna kick in my sleep lyin on my dentures
When I die Jack it's gonna be real cool
Don't got no death wish
Suicide is bogus
This practical dude's got some years to go
There aren't any rules, I mean nobody's told us
You couldn't die in the Andes in a lava flow
Centuries later they find your remains,
A charcol briquet dude, buried in his bed
(Laughter)
Cool!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Death
• Misadventure
• humor
• spoof
• comedy

[Ravensredzone]

98 rock b more not dump dc get it right 80 flash back

[bbug2k]

@Ravensredzone - yeah it's been eons since I listened to 98 Rock. I knew it was in that general area :D

[boggleboes]

Is there an album with this?

[bbug2k]

Not that I know of. It's actually part of the "Twisted Tunes" from the local radio station 98 Rock in DC.

You can download their songs from their website. Google search for: 98rock twisted tunes

[b0undin3rtia]

@bbug2k 98 rock was from Baltimore not dc. rekunize!

[bbug2k]

@b0undin3rtia yeah that was established before. Have pity on a senile old fart :)

[kevlar1972]

@Wuddymaters13

No it was Bob Rivers twisted tunes, he was at 98 Rock in the eighties. He moved to Seattle I think.

[timemachineshow]

@bishopscollar Getting your hair done and gonna play some bingo again after going bowling tonight this Christmas while drinking all day and whizzing away, eh? :D Damn, I miss Balmer!

[Wuddymaters13]

they may have played this in the baltimore area but it was created by Scott Paulsen and Jimmy Krenn at WDVE pittsburgh. this is from somewhere around 87-89 approximately

[Silence00000Silence]

@bbug2k DC? Blasphemy! 98 Rock is in Baltimore!!! (At least it was when I lived there around 20 years ago)

[waterpolobouy]

FANTASTIC, HON! - RICHARD - RICHARD!

[SgtCrom]

98 Rock was something else back in the day. I've still got my "I listened to Kirk, Mark & Lopez and all I got was this Fah King t-shirt" t-shirt.

RIP Lopez '53 - '05

[zeloguy]

Wow I remember listening this on 98 Rock (97.9) in Baltimore when it was actually a cool station.

[jhgcllc]

Ventures later they find yr remains

[bishopscollar]

98 rock is not what it was. That's what happens when big corpo takes over. Kirk, Mark, and Lopez will forever remain in my mind. I live in Philly now and they have decent radio stations, but it isn't the same. Twisted tunes are superb and every Christmas I go walking in an Essex wonderland.

[jackf456]

hell yeah 98rock!! remember when Lopez threw the rock through the window at Hammer Jacks when they were closing it? What happened to radio in the Baltimore DC area?? :( 98Rock is corporate, the real HFS is gone and DC101 is just not the same :(