Shane Dawson - Telephone with Lyrics

"TELEPHONE - DUDE'S VERSION" Lady Gaga Spoof

Lyrics on the video but if you cant read or whatever its right here:


Hello, hello, baby
Sorry I cant hear a thing.
I have got no service in the
crib, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, youre breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
Im kinda busy.

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, Im ignoring you, Im kinda busy.

Just a second,
its my favorite game we gonna play
And I cannot text you when I am in my mercedes
Why cant you just take a hit,
I need some time for me
My dudes are at my place & we are kinda busy

Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
We turn out living into a big dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
we`re fist pumping like on the Jersey Shore

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

You can bang all you want,
but you wont get the phone,
cuz you just gonnna see at home alone!
You can pee on the floor,
even bark at the door,
or you just gonnna see at home alone! (x2)


Bitch the way you Hollering wont make me leave no quicker
Stop updatin' my twitta
Takin' mobile pictures
Should throw my phone into the pool cuz im finna slap ya
Throw a back hand at ya
Bitch I aint gon' answa

Not that I dont like you,
Im just need some time for me.
And girls are not invited to our menly partays
Sometimes I feel like you treat me like a baby
but tonight im all grown
Im drinking Hennessy

(Im drinking Hennessy)
drinking Hennessy
(Im drinking Hennessy)
drinking Hennessy
Actually Hennessy make me sick
So Im drinking Kool-Aid

Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
We turn out living into a big dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
we`re wrist pumping like horny guys watching porn


Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh


You can bang all you want,
but you wont get the phone,
cuz you just gonnna see at home alone!
You can pee on the floor,
even bark at the door,
or you just gonnna see at home alone! (x2)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Shane
• Dawson
• Telephone

[BratzSoapOperaBSO]

You didn't even get most of the lyrics right. -.-

[ImDiffrentSoWhat]

11 pepole sit at home alone.

[monsterhigh1982]

I haven't heard this song in forever!! Love this song! But how did ned possibly get a girlfriend?

[MissViolet241]

@daringwolverin are you blind or what? irs on the screen -_-

[bootypusyf]

r.i.p :(

[Qwark000]

0:53 davedays???

[daringwolverin]

WTF where are the lyrics?

[stargirl3721]

Oh btw he is so diff when he is in character

[stargirl3721]

That boy is smokin :) hehe

[HotSloanFans]

Sometimes i feel you treat me just like a baby

but tonight im all grown up so im drinking hennessy

(im drinking hennessy)

drinking hennessy

(im drinking hennessy)

drinking hennessy

actually hennessy makes me sick

so im drinking kool-aid

Yeppp!!!!Your ALL grown up LAMO!

[messinwithhoes]

this is so good

[skarosTHEgreek]

@HabNews101 are you going mobile? You can't see it on mobile