Illegal Destroy - Contra Rap

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An epic rap ballad. Composed for the best original Nintendo game...Konami's Contra. Mixed by DJ Garry Muzak and written by BK Brooklyn Brawl. Join da Facebook ya'll. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12169521979
Label: Irresistible Force

Lyrics:
Pop in the game thats famous by name
I thought it would be lame but it puts me to shame

We talkin' Contra fools step up represent
Cause we bad enough dudes to rescue the president

Cool yourself dogg its no time to freak
Just fly off the chain with the secret technique

No memory card, this game is so hard
I feel like a friggin' retard
Only two extra man's and then your shit canned
Continues times three, enemies in the trees
A boss that looks like a robot toad?
Its impossible without the Konami code!
Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A, Start
I just got run over by a mining cart?
Aww thats straight ignant dogg, it sucks!

We Packin' spread guns its shoot shoot and run
Jungle, Snowfield, theres fucks by the ton
Shoot first you might live, hit once and you die
Contra's hard enough to make you cry

Slow down fool, can't you see?
Contra is a game of stratedgy!

I don't want to play, this games fuckin gay
We've been at it all day much too my dismay
Theres more bullets on screen than in downtown L.A.
Its completely unfair for it to be this way

Just stick to ya gun son, ain't it clear?
To win at Contra you can't have no fear
Or remorse, for the Red Falcon force
Be it be Super C, Original, or Contra Corps

Jump, run, crawl, we fight through it all
Doggin' the rocks on the waterfall

We blow up the base, gettin' in yo face
Contra kings shootin' all over the place

We Packin' spread guns, its shoot shoot and run
Jungle, Snowfield, killing fucks by the ton
Shoot first and shoot fast its the only way to last
Shootin' through ammo, bustin' caps in yo ass

Aliens? Now were shit outta luck

It was hard enough fighting off the army fucks!

Just when I think its gonna be over quick
We get thrown in a Sigourney Weaver flick
This game's supposed to be star Arnold & Stallone
Not wrinkly ass E.T.'s tryin to phone home
Theres vagina's shootin out cotton balls
All over the screen from holes in the walls
Takin my mans
Stealin my glory
This ain't no way to end this story

Just hold it down g i'll show you the deal
Lets beat this game and keep it real
Its easy to survive the final tussle
With some face huggin bugs and a blood pumpin mussel
Just shoot like a mofo, its easy to do
Trust the B button it'lll see..you..through

Bam boyy the universe is safe
From a terrorst group and an alien race
Hook up your NES you can get a taste
Of Contra, the best game arround this place

We blast the spread guns and the aliens are done
So good at the game we could flim a spead run
Our boys Bill and Lance,
In the Red and Blue pants
got bewildering moves like interpreted dance

Check yourselfs fool
Don't confuse this thing
You ain't got what it takes to be a Contra King!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Illegal
• Destroy
• Contra
• Rap
• Nintendo
• NES
• Game
• 8-Bit
• Retro
• Konami
• Jungle
• Comedy
• Funny
• Hip
• Hop
• Indie
• Pure
• Ownage
• Pwnage

[RsNuts23]

The best. One of my favorite games to

[HarrisonMonroe]

lol i see ur tripod

[K47454k1]

@mistertitanic i beat battle toads when I was seven, how is that hard :(

[K47454k1]

mc chris, you are not.

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@ZELDAandMARIOfan yeah contra is number 6 on my top 10 games

[ZELDAandMARIOfan]

@JoshTheNESKeck well... i am a ZELDA and MARIO fan... and not a Contra fan... even tho i play once or twice a month...

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@ZELDAandMARIOfan yes i have, it is its up up down down left right left right B A start. proof is in issue 250 of nintendo power.

[ZELDAandMARIOfan]

@JoshTheNESKeck have you played Contra 1 or 2 in the past 2 days???

[JoshTheNESKeck]

@ZELDAandMARIOfan wrong again its:

up up down down left right left right B A start (select 4 2 players)

[sonichedgie]

Hi , longtime no see . how are you