MC DAMO - Pulling MC

Hey Up Hows It going
Friday Night and that is it flowing?

Im going to find the muff
Im going to find enough

So I gotta take the plunge
Into the club of clunge

Its Muff Paradise
When you drink martini on ice
The fat go thin
And the ugly go Nice

Dance floor
Its muff galore
As the ladies all know I am the score
Im going to pull here that for sure
Because if you reject me Ill get the bouncer to show you the door

Alright Love
Youre the Angel that fell from above
Someone whose pussy Id love to give a rub

Rejection
Still I wont stop till I get chat up perfection
Just gotta move to another lass who give me erection

Alright Babe
When I look at you the whole world stops
And My heart just drops
Can I fuck you if I buy you alcopops?

Rejection
Still I wont stop till I get chat up perfection
Just gotta move to another lass who give me erection

Alright darling
Will You kiss me if I Buy You another can of carling?

Rejection

Alright lass with the nice fringe
Can I take you home to lick your Minge?

Rejection

Alight Sweet pea
Surely me and you are meant to be

Rejection

The dance floor is clear
Lads hand me a beer
Looks like Im going have to just accept that I take it up the rear

Unless they a lass out they now
Wholl take me to their heart
If you will shout woot woot

Category:

Music

Tags:

• MC
• Damo
• Pulling
• LS28
• 5ED
• Leeds

[Wibble99O]

Lol - propper funny :-)

[LeedsRhinosfan2007]

cheers :D

[schangoDoobie]

what?

[MickyRaidersFan]

How intriguing!!

[teztravis7]

Damo you daft bugger. Get it released.

[bobdylanshair]

You sir are an idiot, yet I can't stop laughing at this. Keep it up.