Impossible (and funny!!) Riddles and Questions!!!

These are questions and riddles that have no answer, make up one or just watch and wonder...

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[8allaouatk]

"can fat people go skinny dipping"

No they go Chunky Dunking!

[mooseling1]

@zj0kerz Im afraid i wouldnt agree with your answer.. If that were true then the companies would simply fill the bottles with nitrogen and then do away with the need for a best before date on the bottle, also in the mountain there is also oxygen, meaning the water can become aerated easily, especially as it is flowing. Also oxygen by itself is not something that ruins it, in apples you have (i think) tyrosine, which is an enzyme that causes it to turn brown, water doesnt have it. Im also a nerd.

[ilovemj3796]

@BigLuigiFan2 Yep, I agree.

[fuzzysoxftw]

Bottled water has a 'used by' date because it is illegal to sell any food/drink related item without one. If the company didn't put one on there, they would be sued.

[housefart]

Theres three boys willy,zip and pee they skipped maths class and are hiding in a teachers class room the teachers coming willy gets in the cupboard zip on top and pee runs round panicing the teacher walks in and sais here you are zip down willy out pee in the corner xD

[housefart]

A boy a father and a mother are on a plain,it crashes the father sais to the baby son how are you still alive that was a pritty awful crash the baby simply replies "Me no doaft me no silly my hang on to daddys willy" :D

[MrMasterGamer101]

9. No, it's a failure...

10. Nope, it's considered suicide

11. Chemicals enhanced with Vitamin E and Aloe

12. No, they get a bar of soap in their mouth

13. Nothing, it's called eat or be eaten

14. Their wool tightens, but they are still the same size.

15. Yup, just dont want to see them do it

[MrMasterGamer101]

1. Cause they dont want to end up dropping it and stepping on a dirty needle.

2. The plastic in the bottle can end up contaminating the water itself.

3. So they can lock the stores if, I dunno, a shady guy with a gun decide to come in

4. Drinks are made for the taste, Soap is for the scent.

5. Cause they dont want to end up having grave robbers stealing everything.

6. Your anonymous from the world...

7. You can drive on driveways and also park in parkways

8. Cause there is no such thing as them.

[BigLuigiFan2]

those r gay u bitch

[200puppy7]

the store has locks on the door for leapyears

[kakenstront1]

@theguywholaughed not necessaraly for example I have 7 personalities in my head and they dont take over at all they just comment on everyday situations (fyi i have not found anything harder than winning an argument against myself).