Poundland Special: USB Air Freshener, Phone Handset, Kimmy | Ashens

Jorah stood at the edge of the Wall. A strange mist covered everything, making it impossible to see beyond a few feet. It was eerily silent - no sound of wind, animals or anything at all. Something was horribly wrong.

He became aware of movement in front of him. A dark shape. Moving towards him.

Jorah gripped the handle of his sword and tried to peer through the fog. A figure began to emerge - a man clad in black. Almost certainly Night's Watch. His grip on his sword relaxed as he heard his name called by a familiar voice. It was Benjen Stark.

"Ser Jorah! Ser Jorah...! You should make a video where you talk about a USB air freshener, a handset for a mobile phone, some weird Lego, a dinosaur archaeology kit, and a car-based loop the loop set."

Jorah tore his sword from its scabbard and sliced across Benjen's neck. The ranger fell to his knees gurgling as blood sprayed across the snow. He was dead before he hit the floor.

Jorah stared down at the fresh corpse. "An Oxford comma? We're not in bloody Pentos!"

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[Evilgames1]

E.T.

[iamZIIIM1]

For the question "Why does it exist" when referring to the 90's handset, the only answer I could give was Hipsters....

[Tacdelio]

Poundland=dollar general or family dollar in america...

[eric jiga]

pretty much

[will clocksin]

is poundland the equivelant to dollar store

[Kitty Fister]

You whittle a dildo and fuck yourself with that dinosaur soap...

[Kitty Fister]

That lego thing looks like a tranny...

[Shane Hastings]

15:24 Oh ffs :P

[ShoeCrowbars]

4:55 fuck you, you racist

[angryfoxes1]

:o et' s corpse is there, oh god, thay thing makes me have a laughing fit X3

[David Shoemaker]

oh god et

[Jonas Clark]

In the USA, you can buy a cell phone handset like that, which imitates one of the big heavy handsets on the old 500 desk phones.