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Published on May 4, 2012

Jorah stood at the edge of the Wall. A strange mist covered everything, making it impossible to see beyond a few feet. It was eerily silent - no sound of wind, animals or anything at all. Something was horribly wrong.

He became aware of movement in front of him. A dark shape. Moving towards him.

Jorah gripped the handle of his sword and tried to peer through the fog. A figure began to emerge - a man clad in black. Almost certainly Night's Watch. His grip on his sword relaxed as he heard his name called by a familiar voice. It was Benjen Stark.

"Ser Jorah! Ser Jorah...! You should make a video where you talk about a USB air freshener, a handset for a mobile phone, some weird Lego, a dinosaur archaeology kit, and a car-based loop the loop set."

Jorah tore his sword from its scabbard and sliced across Benjen's neck. The ranger fell to his knees gurgling as blood sprayed across the snow. He was dead before he hit the floor.

Jorah stared down at the fresh corpse. "An Oxford comma? We're not in bloody Pentos!"

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  • cubecast1

    Weird monster around 14:20

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  • mcnuggethockey91

    Oh my god. ET's back.

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  • toxic skull

    the phone piece of shit in greece they say that you buy this and talk on the phone with STYLE

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  • Biohazardjon

    BEWARE ET!!!

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  • Therealguymins

    Oh look, an idiot.

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  • Simo606

    They are the idiots, but like to switch things up to make others feel like idiots; it's called being an asshole. I wouldn't bother arguing with them

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  • joshuacommentarys

    @ 14:03 you can see e.t in the background

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  • William Bishop

    Why does it seem that I'm always viewed as the idiot even though I'm the smart one?! No cursing, no caffeine, all brains... but still, people don't understand my stance in society!!! Huh... some people are so rude.

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  • TheKnazMan

    Ahhhh Youtube comments killing your braincells one by one

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