Bible In a Minute

Barats and Bereta

Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you...

Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us.

As requested, here are the lyrics:

"BIBLE IN A MINUTE"

EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE
CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE
BORING GENEALOGY
GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF

TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM
SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND
ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES
TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND

JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON
SENT AWAY TO BABYLON
JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS
PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS

MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN
MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM
GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE
SATAN AND SAMARITAN

CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK
WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT
LAZARUS, FIG TREE
LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE

BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL
PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL
FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB
REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS
ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT
EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE

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[Arman Fadas]

You cannot "fully understand" it, because it's complete bullshit. A book written by smart people (back then; Scientology is much more modern) for idiots.

[Arman Fadas]

Yes, I have. I have read many books: Capital, the Quran, the Book of Mormon, Dianetics; the Bible is by far the most unrealistic book I have ever read, written by people without any scientific knowledge for idiots. And after the crusade, it is horrifying that there are still people NOT burning it. The Quran is the most human/manlike one, and mentions that the Earth is a SPHERE, while Dianetics is the most modern one. Still, I am the only true GOD. I am a human, a creator! Religion is for idiots.

[Brandon Banton]

Oh look. Theological debates that are getting heated on a comedy video.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE OF SHOCK.

[Raylyn Smith]

: ) Thanks for the offer! I'm always up for a theological discussion!

[spikeyfish]

It's cool man. We have certainly have different views, and you probably have gathered that I think the bible is nonsense.. But it's good to get a view which wasn't in an aggressive "burn in hell" manor. So yeah.. Debate me any time my friend :) .

[Raylyn Smith]

Well, Touché!

[Raylyn Smith]

Oh my goodness, Mikayla!

I don't know how to respond!

[Mikayla Szuter]

Many are misled about many things; perhaps we can both agree that the holocaust was quite wrong and unjust. But the large majority in Germany thought of it as a good thing, or just didn't care. Could that be what's going on with Christianity today? Okay, just a what if here - what if I'm right, and you're wrong? I gained much, and you have lost everything. But if you're right, and I'm wrong, then we come out even. See the logic here? :)

[Mikayla Szuter]

If a tree falls with no one around, does it still make noise? It's an age old question, but here's another. Is "I is" ever a correct phrase? Actually, yes, it is.  "I is" the 9th letter in the alphabet. If you were wrong about this, (and even if you weren't many people are) could you be wrong about something else, too?

[Mikayla Szuter]

And for me, being an idiot in the eyes of an unbeliever is no loss; I'll become even more undignified in your eyes than this if I need to, for I've found everything I could ever need or want in this life. There is nothing, not man, nor angels, nor demons, nor powers, nor rules, nor laws, nor anything of this life or of the next that could ever have the power to separate me from the Love of Christ Jesus my Lord.

[Mikayla Szuter]

And yet, the Bible is the only book which tells you of an UNCONDITIONAL love for you. Arman, you might think, as many do, that you don't need the love of God; you don't believe in Him, and therefore have not recognized your desperate need for Him. But you do need His love, and without it, nothing would have ever come to be.

[Raylyn Smith]

Thanks! It's nice to hear another logical thinker is out there too! So many people just swear and insult in response to disagreements, but obviously you're a little more cool-headed!