Bible In a Minute

Barats and Bereta

Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you...

Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us.

As requested, here are the lyrics:

"BIBLE IN A MINUTE"

EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE
CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE
BORING GENEALOGY
GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF

TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM
SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND
ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES
TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND

JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON
SENT AWAY TO BABYLON
JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS
PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS

MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN
MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM
GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE
SATAN AND SAMARITAN

CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK
WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT
LAZARUS, FIG TREE
LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE

BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL
PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL
FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB
REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS
ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT
EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE

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[blah7194]

i think im going to be a catholic now

[shelbinaitor33]

They showed this in my religon class



[perichoresis7]

hahaha  Awesome.

[TheHague67]

@blah7194 why would u wanna be catholic?

[Disconn3ction]

I know this off by heart. I don't even need the music. Needless to say I surprised my R.E. teacher.

[egaleman456]

I did respond and if u ever noticed he stopped responding to me cuz of the comment

[valkyrie1845]

1. I watched this three times just to feel like I had absorbed it all.

2. I love that Sodom and Gomorrah was a naked disco-orgy-rave.

3. Ahhhhhhhh you guys are so funny!!!

Mk, think that covers it.

[soccergladiator5]

@blah7194

Welcome to the family! :D

[darkside9799]

damn the talent that was needed to make this video amazes me good job guys

[mickeymoose1001]

@egaleman456 and yet you return to the video to respond to his comment? Shall we play "spot the contradiction?"

[03madeinspain03]

this is one of the best things i have seen on youtube ever.

[idonthavefootprints]

@notablegoat I was thinking more star trek but hogwarts can do as well.