Bible In a Minute

Barats and Bereta

Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you...

Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us.

As requested, here are the lyrics:

"BIBLE IN A MINUTE"

EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE
CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE
BORING GENEALOGY
GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF

TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM
SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND
ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES
TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND

JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON
SENT AWAY TO BABYLON
JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS
PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS

MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN
MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM
GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE
SATAN AND SAMARITAN

CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK
WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT
LAZARUS, FIG TREE
LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE

BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL
PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL
FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB
REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS
ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT
EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE

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[TMLorfing]

Spark Notes - Sunday School edition.

[osco4311]

Bonus points for Mormon-style missionary tags!

[sealabrulz]

their not, their too intelligent

[tru3m3talh3ad]

fuk u bich god isreal you pice of shit ur gona burn in hell ferever.

[puckdiv]

Still more religion than anyone needs in this life, and the next 70,000 lives.

[KatsCuff12]

cant tell if they're really religious or not

[kevinhwsohn]

Awesome!

[TheStolenHope]

This will forever be my favorite video by these guys

[splashpont]

You hit the main points. A+ for your Intro to Bible 101 video for good theology,

Let's not ourselves too seriously, folks. "God looked at everything created and was very pleased" (Genesis 1:31). After creating Barats and Bareta, "God laughed..." (Revelation 22:22)--and so are we. Keep us laughing, guys!

[mhmyup1]

oh my goodness its joe bereta

[MrReaganRocks]

so funny