The Love Panel

Hi.
This is my sister, Lauren Bride.

We're going to explain to you about something that makes the world work better. It is just something that is there, and we know from our dreams and from instinct. You might need to go on faith, and you might have to use your imagination to work around some things.

Moving on, how about this:

There must be things in the world that are part of some interworking of desires and devices, like mechanics of will that work in a slipshod sort of way to make the world work a bit better. We were wondering who thought up these things, and what the great system of cogs and pulleys must look like to keep it all working.

For example: in the world, there must be some sort of surface, like a solar panel, that collects the unrequited love of saddened people as it pours out of them, and redistributes it accordingly. We think it must be a rickety system, with cogs and pulleys, and the backlog has got to be a nightmare. Still, it must be doing some good. Person A oozes affection for Person B who is unresponsive. The love bounces back and while Person A feels pain, the love itself is on its way into the stratosphere to be collected by the love panel. It is stored here like nectar in a honeycomb until is it is ready, and maybe it gets mixed with something else. Finally, it is sent back down to Person C, let's say, in whatever new form it has taken.

If there are any openings as redistributor, my sister Lauren would be happy to send along her Curriculum Vitae with references.

Thank you so much.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Love
• Panel
• sisters
• paper
• hearts
• unrequited
• lauren
• bride
• roughshod
• balance
• redistributors
• bedroom
• pink
• saxophone
• solo

[minnaloushe]

It's so lovelyyyyy! :D

[yodaxx]

lauren i've had a crush on you throughout most of grade school... neil c. right through to ggmss... so i wonder now who is Percon C?

[angelxgirl7]

are you freaking kidding me?

[DioltasAsDia]

how did i click on to this?  :-?

[Misato90]

HAHAHA...that's hilarious, very well written but try not to read from the paper and be a little more expressive. Also the sound was a little bit muffled. But great job very original :)

[orienbeavis]

Yay!