Hey There Delilah Spoof ( Hey Harry Potter )

Please rate and comment! This is for all you pottheads out there. Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Hey Harry Potter
What's it's like to be an orphan
Who was raised under the stairs
But magically you started morphin
Me into
A dork whose read all about you
And Hogwarts too

Hey Harry Potter
It's not fair to use a spell
To make a grown man read a child's book
And purchase all your movies
Don't you know
I camped at Barnes and Noble store
Wearing a robe

Oh it's what you do to me
Even though I'm 33
I'm obsessed now can't you see
Named my child Hermione
Even though it's a he

Hey Harry Potter
Now my life is getting hard
Because my wife left me right
after I tattooed a lightning scar
Right on my head
And told her she looked like Hagrid
When she's naked

Hey Harry Potter
I've got o so many questions
If I ever were to meet you
Like do you have good suggestions
For myself
On how to dress me like an elf
Or could you help

Oh it's what you do to me
Put the sorting hat on me
Give me grotesque bertie beans
I'll devour them with glee

I've got your posters on my door
And sweat shirts that say Gryffindor
Lost all my friends cause they all think I'm gay
I took my wand and grabbed a broom
and snuck into the ladies room
The invisibility cloak didn't work that day
One lady slugged me with her purse
I said I was under the imperius curse
they did not believe me and the police came
And you're to blame

Hey Harry Potter
Now I'm missing you and jonesing
Seven years and now you're done with school
And Mrs. J.K. Rowling says you're threw
But I'll never be threw with you
I'll do whate're you tell me too
Stalk Daniel Radcliffe, yes it's true
Rupert Grint, too

Oh it's what you do to me
You, and Ron and Hermione
I'm pathetic can't you see
But I wouldn't change a thing
I'm down with Harry P.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hey
• There
• Delilah
• Harry
• Potter
• Plain
• White
• T's
• Spoof
• Parody
• Comedy
• chris brown
• harry potter
• hermione
• hey there
• rihanna

[lilmadz9]

Anyone else find that he looks a tad like Viktor Krum?

[killlerx666]

910 people are death eaters

[sydmeen]

" I named my child hermione even thought its a he" lol!!!!

[hatyg]

the guys scar is on the wrong side

[MinervaKenny]

I'm breathing hard. I'm actually crying, really. Oh, it's what you do to me. It's what Harry Potter does to all of us. i don't think you should remake this. It's just... very, very good. It's, oh, so true.

[starkidpollard]

@StarKidWannaBe AMEN

[PrimaryColoursdotcom]

Back in 07 I knew all the words to this X'3

[StarKidWannaBe]

Just have to say this: I love how most every harry potter fan has watch Starkids A Very Potter Musical and A Very PotterSequel. It makes me feel more connected to the greates fan base of all time (in my opinion.) and if you havent seen AVPM and AVPS and you consider yourself a true HP fan, you NEED to watch them. Youre missing out...just sayin XD

[redwallfan123]

I actually hope he remakes this. Just certian parts of video is lame (but he might have been just starting out) and the audio could use some fixing or cleaning. What ever you want to call it

[ShakespeareIsMyMuse]

That was really, very good.

[laramenke]

you.are.awesome.