Obsttorte - Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving (2010) by Obsttorte (Audio Only)
Lyrics:

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It's November 26th.
I can see the food. The excitement kicks in.
I can see the empty table.
Soon it will be filled with joy.
Now here comes my drunken uncle.
Yelling 'cause the stuffing's burnt.
Dad gives him another bottle.
Hoping that he'll soon forget.

I'm eyeing the pie on the countertop.
Is it lemon meringue or is it butterscotch?
What the hell is that in the back of the room?
It's got fruits and a horn and it's kinda GAY.
The doorbell rings and my aunt comes in,
"Nobody likes you auntie, you're always bringing fruitcake."
It looks like a log for the fireplace,
But she cleared the table and put it on a plate.

Thanksgiving day.
It must be...
Thanksgiving day.

Tom:
Everyone sits at the table.
With their plates piled high with food.
Seeing my drunken uncle Bernie.
Wearing a nice clean white shirt.

I'm still eyeing the pie on the countertop.
Still don't know if it's lemon or butterscotch.
Everybody's passing around the cranberry sauce.
It comes back to me with a little less sauce.
I noticed nobody has any on their plate-
"Everyone look at Bernie!"
"Oh how'd he get so dirty?"
He's clearly upset and drunk as hell.
He grabs a bottle of Jack and puts on NFL.

Happy Thanksgiving day.
It must be...
Happy Thanksgiving day.

Villani:
Now there is an awkward silence.
Auntie is crying by herself.
My mom brings up his drinking problem.
Auntie throws a corn at her.

I'm trying to hide that I ate the pie.
But I got some filling on the side of my mouth.
I try to sneak away to watch the game.
As the corn flies and the glasses break.
I go up to ask what's the score of the game.
Bernie: "I think the Jets are winning."
Me: "Bernie, the TV is broken."
Bernie storms away and grabs the fruitcake.
He throws it into the fire and whispers to himself,

"Happy Thanksgiving day."
It must be.
Happy Thanksgiving day

Harvey:
We had to call the cops on our aunt again.
Uncle went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
And delusion of a happy Thanksgiving.
The fruitcake survived, but we didn't.

The very next day is the 27th.
Thanksgiving is over.
It's over for everyone.
It's back to our normal lives of depression.

It must be.
Happy Thanksgiving day.
Happy Thanksgiving day.
Happy Thanksgiving day.
Happy Thanksgiving day.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Thanksgiving
• Thanksgiving (United States)
• Awful
• Music
• America
• Drunk
• Uncle
• Fruitcake
• Depression
• Kinda
• Gay
• Bernie
• Indians
• Hut