I'm your sandwich

I'm your sandwich 5egc.com
the song is by captain spalding
which you can listen and download from his myspace page http://www.myspace.com/captainspaldinglive

here are the lyrics which are also on Captain Spalding's myspace page


I'm your Sandvich

Savin
Heavy's lives if they take too
much damage
Scout eatin' me but
I'm gonna make him fat
Would you
like french fries with
that?
Shove me in your face,
we're talking cram'age

I'm your
Sandvich
But you can call me ham
and cheese
The only way you'll
eat me is if you're goin'
Heavy
You're like, "Come on
Sandvich, just a bite please?
I'm
starvin' over here, down on my
knees!"

Pumpernickel, rye, any
bread you please
Toasted, dry, or
with a mustard squeeze
Provalone
or swiss, I'm filled with
cheese
You wish you had another
one just like me
I'm your
SANDVICH!

I'm your
Sandvich
Maybe you think I'm not
much of an advantage
Fat, commie
bastard chewin' mouth open
What
were the dudes at Valve
smokin'
Forums fillin' up with
rant'age

Stop cryin' bout me
when I give you health
They're
saving the chainsaw for somebody
else
At least I'm
delicious
Everyone's got
wishes
Even a Sandvich like
myself.

If you lift my
lid
Here is what you'll see I've
hid
A little mayonaise
spread
Lettuce, tomato
Piled
high with meat kid
Man, don't
forget the cheese
With an olive
and a toothpick for your
teeth
I'm your SANDVICH!

I'm
your Sandvich
Soviet built, you
could call me a Manvich
People's
Party party peoples'
bread
Comrades, I prefer it on
Team Red
Capitalist pigs should
be banished

I'm your
Sandvich
You think that I am
useless? Yeah - I heard you said
it.
You miss your puny shotgun?
Man, don't you get it?
Someone's
getting really sick of healing
your ass
He's called a
Medic.

So you've lost a lot of
blood, then eat me bitch!
Shovel
me down like you was diggin' a
ditch
Ham & cheese, ruben,
submarine too
Any way you slice
it, I'm good for you!
AND I'M THE
SANDVICH.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• tf2
• sandwich
• lol
• random
• rofl
• team
• fortress

[nerdelicious5]

"I'm your sandwich - Soviet built" XD

[KevlarMoses]

The sandvich never really was on your side.

[Cartoonothing]

I totally thought this would be about asdfmovie3 for a second.

[xXXxTEHGAMERxXXx]

MANWICH

[LiveitRivet920]

A rap about a fictional sandwich. Wow. AWESOME!

[J3000269]

He hates Scouts :P

[syncrjr]

I like this song!

[Hameshk100]

"Scoot, did you eat my sandvich?"

"I am your sandwich."

[Ozblu3y]

sandvich abuse is the worst thing you can do as a heavy :Z

it can sue you!

[TF2Medic2]

lyrics pelase >_>

[lpbyuti]

better than lil wayne

[gamelink55]

@Krane157 The orginal song was called Im your medic