Despite our constant complaining -- girls are too hormonal, too emotional, too needy -- guys have a real affection for the fairer sex. Where we dudes are crass, belching brutes, you ladies are delicate flowers meant to be cherished and admired.
But let's be clear about one thing -- even delicate flowers can be annoying as hell. You twirl your hair, pretend to be lesbians while dancing to bad electronic music, and expect us to settle into monogamy as if it's the most natural thing in the world.
Why would anyone avoid the whore? :D
WarlockTroll 1 month ago