Failing At Life? Become A Writer

Here's a link to my blogspot for anyone who is interested.

http://clutchology.blogspot.com/

I've just uploaded a 'short and sweet' segment. More will come eventually.

For those of you who read it, can you guess the influences behind this lovely gem of mine?

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• Clutchology

[as04qg]

I can see why you won't be a popular writer lol..You've got it all screwed up. Letm me ask..do you support yourself? Are you SERIOUS about being a career writer..What do you mean "If you write like those guys you will never be a good writer"? lol Stefany Meyer is about the worst kind of writer that can get popular and shes made her career out of writing stupid shit. you sound so full of preachy stuff making no sense..put YOUR ego aside..and you talk a lot about yourself.

[Clutchology]

@as04qg It's a satirical video, man. As is the Cognitive Dissonance one. Most people seem to get that.

Also, don't come across as the same thing you're trying to condemn. It ruins your credibility.

[krobinson95]

You're charming. Don't insult your audience at the end though even though I think you meant it as another writer's tip.

You're cute too. Why shave your head when your shadow shows you have a full head of hair? Leave that look till later. You look handsome in your glasses--few people do so yer lucky. I know you didn't ask for any of that! Your tips were good too.

[Clutchology]

The whole thing was meant to be a bit satirical. Tongue in cheek superciliousness. Maybe there's something in there that vaguely resembles genuinely useful advice. Then again, maybe not.

I shave my head because it helps me maintain my partial sanity. I've always hated my appearance with hair. I can't quite explain why, but it's something that always really annoys me every time I let it grow out a little bit.

I'm still short and skinny, but at least being a baldy I can look at myself and laugh.

[johnross456]

That's an awful lot of video chopping... that must have taken you 4 and a half hours.

[Clutchology]

It really only takes about 15 minutes.

[Steve2323ZX]

no witty feedbacks for free.

I'm saving them all for my book the next Great American Novel which may never come out because the corporate book publishers will not understand my work.

Also I haven't actually gotten around to writing it yet.

[Lilia1992]

This is witty.

[coolm0di]

where is the next video?

[Boshodoman]

Pat yourself on the back.

[WestofKevin]

You are adorable, comforting, fun . . .

[FreyjasFighter]

LOL throughout the whole video, I was like "Alright, alright....Look I understand that.....I get it.....yeah....yep......I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!" XD

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[twilightawakening]

I like it.

[TheGianna1213]

ISTHERE ANY HOPE FOR A HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUTwith the talent of telling tales to make it out in the dog eat dog world ?

[kymully1]

This was a great insight. Thank you. Also, loved the joke at the end.

[sweetchild9513]

You are funny, I would imagine you would have a great voice to your writing :D

[MsRoooya]

I wish I knew what you mean when you say "KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING"... Explain?