FHM eats the world's biggest fried breakfast

We were challenged by Bolton reader Ben Harvey to eat the worlds biggest fried breakfast. We should have sent a polite but firm reply, declining on the grounds that weve got fatty organs and once shat ourselves after a Pizza Hut buffet. We should have. Instead, arteries braced and spare Y-fronts at the ready, we set off to Marios Café in Westhoughton to face a meaty ordeal like no other.

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• Breakfast
• challenge

[misterohcrap]

chuck norris's breakfast

[craftynigga]

that scot hardley touched his what a faggot! FHM should sack him!

[JPorterUK]

28th January me and 6 mates are going from bury to go and do this challenge. Lol can't wait.

[MultiWalrus1]

......If you can be bothered to move that is, after that tub of grease.

[MultiWalrus1]

@CosmicSam95 Don't waste your time defending it mate. It is a fucking disgrace and you know it. It is the principle of the thing. English breakfast plus tea equals happy start to the day. English breakfast plus no tea equals murderous psychotic start to an apocalyptic day of death and damnation ending in the tortured wailing of men, women and children alike.

[CosmicSam95]

@MultiWalrus1 you could probably have a cup of tea if you asked for it, but if you did you would not be able to do the challenge, you would just eat it a normally

[MultiWalrus1]

I like a big full english breakfast as much as the next one - but you know what I resent about this? NO TEA! What the FUCK is that about? I fucking mean this - Mario deserves his windows bricked in for the no tea policy. It is a fucking insult to the english breakfast. It is unforgivable. I would not grace the bastard with my presence while the no-tea policy is in effect. Fuck you Mario - change the policy now. It has no place on these isles.. You deserve to be run out of town you cynical fucker

[thenaplesninja]

1O EGGS IDING BAVO

[BryceFilmz]

@HOACofficial sure.your just a random youtuber trying to be cool.

[broady135]

muscles glasses could do this

[purdueguy1212]

LOL, someone stole his toast at 3:26

[1964karlos]

The problem is the time. 20 mins is simply unreasonable for that amount of food. 30 mins is even pushing it. The owners are clever as they know nobody can finish it in the time but the more people fail the more others want to try to be the first to beat it...