Dead Kennedys - Jock-O-Rama (Invasion of the Beef Patrol)

*I'm by no means associated with the Dead Kennedys, Jello Biafra or Alternative Tentacles, so please don't sue me. I'm too poor to afford a lawyer. *

Dead Kennedys
Frankenchrist
Track 06 - Jock-O-Rama (Invasion of the Beef Patrol)

Lyrics:
You really like gorillas?
We've got just the pet for you
It's the way you're forced to act
To survive our schools

Make your whole life revolve around sports
Walk tough-don't act too smart
Be a mean machine
Then we'll let you get ahead

Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul
We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Pep rally in the holy temple
And you're forced to go
Masturbate en masse
With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell-"Ra Ra Team"
From the locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They'll either laugh or cry

Jock-O-Rama-On the brain
Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Unzip that old time religion
On the almighty football field
Beerbellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun
You're going out there to win
How d'ya win?
Get out there
And snap the other guy's knee!"

Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up!
Ra Ra Ra
Snap those spinal cords
Ha Ha Ha

The star quarterback lies injured
Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his neck's been broken
Seems to happen somewhere every year

His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent
What spirit
What a man"

But who cares?
Games over-Let's go get wasted man
To the 7-11, to the liquor store
Let's party all night and party some more

Another Trans-Am
Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
"I ain't drunk, officer
I just fell gettin' out of my car"

Don't worry about it, son
We were that way when we were young
You've got all the skills
To make a damn good businessman

Jock-O-Rama-that's the law
Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol
If the future of America is handed to them
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls

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[elscorcho19]

thank you so much for putting this up. this is maybe the best song ever made

[jokeruncut]

why get the shirt then?

[Matumbay]

Jocks are not always to blame...

[vinny20000]

another trans am wrapped itself around a telephone pole lol! Good stuff.

[TheBoss351Mustang]

Aint it the truth. As a backup on my football team (and I'm in a reallllllly redneck state), I work my ass off and see no payback. Reality is, if you ain't startin, you have to work to get ahead. And it never changes. There is a good side though; those douchebag starting jocks get what they want, and it only sets them up to fail. And we can laugh at them with their faces in the mud. Who gets a rat tail now?

[ThatkidwithCP]

1 person is a jock.

[miche1df]

Yeah. I'd love to think of the education I could have gotten if I didn't go to a ghetto-ass football factory. Then again, I'm starting my Ph.D. three years out of high school, but. My school as a whole is a failure.

[chugger421]

I love this song!!!!

[vinny20000]

Love this song!!! People for the most part piss me off!! PS...I promise I won't sue lol.

[CyanideSovereign]

@Mastermax345 Make that three!

[Mastermax345]

@Brianthepig666 i'll join the two of you.

[Brianthepig666]

@LieutenantIDan I might fly to america just to chant that.