You Can Fool All of the People Some of the Time

Once upon a time a [CENSORED] appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, knowing there were many monkeys, went to the forest and started catching them. The [CENSORED] bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He then announced that he would buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the villagers efforts and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The [CENSORED] now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.

The [CENSORED]'s assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when my boss returns, you can sell them to him for $50."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.

They never saw the [CENSORED] or the [CENSORED]'s assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys.

Now you have a better understanding of how Oboma's "stimulus package" works.

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This "Government" was not designed to benefit anyone...Not Caucasions,people of color,Rich or poor.....It's sole purpose is to keep the Kings and Queens in power or the "Elite" and the pawns opressed....The pawns are all who are not in government..We the people that's living from pay check to pay check...It's right in our faces and we still sit back like good little porch monkeys and fight over what ever little scraps these political magicians and their media puppets throw our way....WAKE UP!