Marry an Asian, Marry a Jew - A "Love" Song

Robert and Rachel of Trail Mix sing a silly little love song about love under the watchful eyes of Asian and Jewish parents & culture, just in time for Valentine's Day.

Lyrics:

Relationships have always caused me doom
That is, if Mom and Dad were sitting in the room
All they want for me, is to have a groom
But not just any groom will do

When we marry it must be upon the bemah
We'll have plates for meat and separate plates for cream-ah
I am sure that you recognize the theme-a
My husband just has to be-ah... be a Jew

You can't be black. You can't be white.
But if you've got bound feet, that's quite alright.
No you don't even have to read or write,
That's not in my parents' equation

As long as you hail from South Korea
My parents really want to see ya
We can make babies in my Hyundai SUV-a
As long as you're a purebred Asian

Well i eat matzah
And i eat Kimchee
I drink wine from Elijah's cup
and it's just sake for me

I can't marry for love
No I can't marry for love
And I want to be with you
But I have to marry an Asian...
...And I gotta find me a Jew

No, I'm sorry, we just can't
unless your eyes have that certain slant

I like sex w/ choc'late syrup or a trisket
But i'm naked covered head to toe in brisket!

Not a redneck, not a Cajun
I'm not sure, but I'll check about Malaysian

Mom and Dad need to check between his thighs
just to make sure that he is circumcised

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• marry
• asian
• jew
• love
• song
• valentine's
• day
• hardleftprod
• raero

[clenelyn]

I liked it, though the guitar really did get annoying.

[yoshimtu]

The damn guitar was so nerve racking I couldn't listen to anything else. :[

[Yahuda101]

I did marry an Asian from Thailand, and I'm a Jew!

[Arash27222]

asian = monkey face

[LejlaKlesta]

The lady is a jewish?

[ThatHaloGuy117]

Jewish Asian = smartest person in the world!!!

[Beezkneez77]

I love this so much!

[zrk9a]

LOL

[prankystarz]

:?



[Piyyutim]

obviously, a mediocre, westernized generation who continue to accrue massive debt suffers from existential alzheimer's, having no clue wtfa pinball wizard is.

[laurini21]

Funny song! Has a special relevance for me since I'm Chinese and my wife is Jewish. Though her family isn't particularly religious or traditional, so we didn't have the problem described here. The "circumcision" part made her laugh! I was the first uncircumcised guy she had ever dated.

[wctje777]

Does marrying has something to do with love !??

Mostly you just marry because you kinda feel you need xD