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What if Jesus was real and he touched you?

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Comedy

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• if
• Jesus
• was
• real
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• he
• touched
• you?

[infinity730]

I'd kick god in the balls in retaliation for all the evil in the world.

[drServitus]

Well, I would ask a few questions like:

1.You claim to be ultimate love, how can you kill infants?

2.Why do you endorse slavery?

3.Why do you treat women as second class?

4.Why did you allow my wife, a devoted christian, to suffer for 5 years and die a horrible death from breast cancer leaving two infants with out their mother?

5.How come the bible is full of lies?

6.How could you sit there and watch thousands of your children get raped for decades by your priest and do nothing?

[gjsterp]

If God turns out to be real, and his magnificent blows me away, I'll ask "Can you just blow me?"

[jussts]

That guy sure talks a lot about being blown away and touched by a beautiful god...

[Glo0myWizard]

funny stuff xD glad I subscribed!

[proudfootz]

I guess I'd say 'Jesus, I don't swing that way. But if you have a sister...'

[anglicantian]

I love how this guy actually looks quite like your profile picture, Sim0n.

I'd probably ask Jebus to go to an insanity asylum with me. That should kill those pesky hallucinations!

[adrenacrumb]

2ndly i would say why are you speaking hebrew i don't understand that nonsense.

[adrenacrumb]

i would respond by saying damn this is some good acid cuz you sure the fuck aren't real!

[ManicEightBall]

This is a guy who's asking to be mocked.

[GeeKayKayGee]

I'd ask, "Why are you such a prick, did some other god piss in your cheerios?".