Literally Genesis 6

Welcome to part six in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally

You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that you can read it.

In this episode, god is powerless to stop his kids coming down to earth and knocking up the fair maidens that they did find and as can be expected from the all powerful, ever present, all knowing deity with a perfect plan, while he wasn't around to see what was going on, without him knowing, things don't quite go as expected.

So God decides to throw biggest hissy fit in history and start over from scratch and instructs his good mate Noah to build a big boat and go collect animals, especially cows, because god wants to try out his new creation...

...Rain

Music:
"The Good Book"
Written and Performed by Tim Minchin

http://www.youtube.com/user/timminchin

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bible
• genesis
• 1-27
• literal
• reading
• parody
• study
• Christian
• fundamentalist
• fundie
• Noah
• build
• ark
• animals
• global
• flood
• hissy
• fit
• gopher
• wood

[nancy6ify]

I'd love to see the righteous indignation and wrath from the creationists from this series. This is great. Have there been any responses from creationists? I so enjoy their entertainment value when I'm not pissed off at their stupidity.

[paulchartley]

@nancy6ify To be honest I have had a lot of messages from theists including the more fundamental types saying that they really quite like it and find the series very funny which surprised me.

I would have thought that they wanted to lynch me.

I had one guy called the stigmaiden or similar who missed the point that it is satire and tried to pwn me on several points but he bungled it and my video response to him utterly owned him

:0)

[Danthaman1971]

You should do the entire bible this way and years of fun shall be ahead of us!..

And there was much rejoicing...

[Phoobar1]

It all makes much more sense the way you put it.

[AthenaSchroedinger]

choking with laughter; this is so very funny!!

[Parabol0086]

This should be a mandatory part of "teaching the controversy" in schools. We show the kids this version and the pathetic, gap riddled Darwinian religion of Evolution. Let the children see what makes more sense.

[Huttate1]

The bible is scientifically correct - we all know that.

Odd that to this day we talk about feeling things in our 'heart' when we mean 'mind' or 'brain'.

Easy to understand a stone age peoples making that mistake but THE CREATOR?

Perhaps it was a typo [or 1056 typos] did god do typos?

[Elliottina]

"Fucketh off into the woods and gopher wood..." GENIUS! This is the best, and funniest version of the bible ive ever heard! Please keep doing it!

[InternetDarkLord]

Q: How do sons of God have sex?

A: In the missionary position.

[litemup67]

fucketh off = genius. :)

[Wordavee1]

Hee Hee!!

[Wordavee1]

@rationalmuscle

He He!