Zelda CD-I: The Relocation or Link's Ass Saves the Hylians

The first (and longest) of 2 poops on the subject. According to Gwonam, Ganon is coming to "harm" the King, and Link cannot defeat him (F'uck!), so everyone has to move to a little house in Koridai (conveniently being sold by Gwonam and Morshu) with an interior that looks strangely familiar.
After arriving, Link's bored. The King offers to help, but Link just want to get his hands on that dastardly Ganon. The King is visibly upset. Zelda explains (while channelling Gwonam) that Ganon is evil, but Link doesn't care: "That old Ganon's no match for MY ASS!" He proves this with a tremendous "Butt-me-ha-me-ha" wave that flattens most of Koridai. Everyone is speechless except for Impa, who gives her usual one-liner, and Gwonam, who "dramatically" reverses his judgement on Link's abilities.
Whether his change will actually have any effect remains to be seen in the next episode, whenever it comes. I've started working on it, though, so it is definitely coming.

Credits:
Cast (in order of appearance):
Gwonam provided voices for Gwonam and Zelda
King Harkinianprovided voice forThe King
Homer Simpsonprovided voice forThe King
Princess Zeldaprovided voices forGwonam and Zelda
Linkprovided voices forLink, Zelda, and Gwonam
Impaprovided voices forGwonam and Impa
Robot???provided voice forGwonam
Ipoprovided voice for Zelda
Akuprovided voice forLink
Japanese Son Gokuprovided voice forLink

Lines from:
Link: The Faces of Evil
Zelda: Wand of Gamelan
Cheez764'sLink Saw Mommy Kissing Santa
The Simpsons
KingCornholio'sMEET THE ZIPPY PLOW (Garry's Mod, Team Fortress 2)
zillaton'sYoutube poop: Aku's butt doesn't approve of this poop (Samurai Jack)
Dragonball Z

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