E! True Hollywood Story: Raptor Jesus (part 4)

The true story of Raptor Jesus and his tragic life. Directed by Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, and Stanley Kubrick.. ALL AT THE SAME TIME. This blockbuster movie has all the world's best actors like Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves, Thom Yorke, Robert Fripp, and that ugly kid from The Shining. Music from Mike Oldfield, Mike Jones, Muse, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, Britney Spears, and Metallica.

PART four

Category:

Music

Tags:

• johnny
• depp
• raptor
• jesus
• mike
• jones
• thom
• yorke
• muse
• cruise
• tom
• scientology
• god

[ToQuestionJesus]

And yes, Raptor Jesus was black, get over it!

[ToQuestionJesus]

This is blasphemy!!!

You will never get into robot heaven if you keep up your sinful ways, follow the path of raptor jesus, for he has become extinct for your sins.

[cupchange]

This is blasphemy! Raptor Jesus is not pleased. Once He is finished eating ramen and fapping to JB and hentai in His basement, the next velocirapture will occur and you will not be saved. No need to repent, Raptor Jesus does not forgive or forget.

[rektaldischarger]

faggotry

[Tyrkul]

Wtf are you like 12?

I believe in raptor jesus but your videos is really fuking lame.

Plz remove them

[omgitsfed]

10/10

[PerfectGlitch]

Unfunny piece of shit. Stop making these crappy videos. They're insulting to Raptor Jesus.

[InfernalReaper25]

just to let you know JESUS WAS a JEW so why would he kill another jew... just to say -.- and besides even though i am an athiest Jesus doesnt really get back or murder ppl since his philosophy is basically to FORGIVE PEOPLE not to GET BACK AND KILL. at least make the source more relevant instead of irrelevent...

[goerikat]

Jesus raptor WAS NOT BLACK!

brilliant.

[Zythe]

Omg hahahaahahahaha he was not black hahahahahhaahahaahhaah