The Revision Song (I Won't Revise)

Share with a friend and don't let the revision blues get you down.

First i was afraid, i was petrified.
Kept thinking i could never pass with no revision guide.
But the i spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong.
And i grew strong, i learnt that i could scrape along.
I wont look back, to any place.
When i can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face.
I should have revised around the clock.
I would have had no spare time free.
If i had known for just one second my exams would bother me.

So all my notes, are on the floor.
Don't even matter, can't read my writing anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
D'you think i'd crumble? D'you think i'd work towards the skies?

Oh no, no I!
I wont revise.
For as long as theres the DSS i know i'll stay alive.
Though all my moneys at an end, i've my over draught to spend.
I wont revise, i wont revise.

It took all the strength i had just to look the part.
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit alone at night, feeling guilty to myself.
I used to try, but now i hold my head up high.

And you see me, somebody new.
Not that crazy mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2.
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that i'll be free.
'Cos i've done sod all revision and i'm failing my degree.

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise.
I think that i may scrape a third, but i could be telling lies.
Let the lecturers all storm, my beds far too nice and warm.
I wont revise, i wont revise.... hey hey!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• will
• survive
• gloria
• gaynor
• gayner
• disco
• dance
• wont
• revise
• parady
• parody
• piss
• take
• literal
• music
• video
• lyrics
• karaoke
• instrumental
• a-level
• university
• revision
• stress
• stressful
• calm
• strategy
• technique
• routine
• rules
• how
• to
• song
• original
• singing
• funny
• comedy
• spoof
• cover
• sketch
• humor
• humour
• satire
• studying
• study
• lessons
• learning
• learn
• memory
• aid
• school
• student
• college
• education
• graduation
• campus
• tips
• students
• tutorial
• tricks
• help
• commercial
• please
• uni
• graduate
• laugh
• laughing
• viral
• results
• gcse

[asjarrett]

Revise hard - Exam easy.

[S88028]

I thought it couldn't get better... and then you started to dance. You sir, have blown my mind

[asjarrett]

@S88028 you must be referring to my disco fingers.

[S88028]

@asjarrett what else?

[asjarrett]

@S88028 It's very hard to write revision notes when you can't control your disco fingers.



[S88028]

@asjarrett I bet it is, maybe you go to the doctors about that?

[asjarrett]

@S88028 I've got physio sessions twice a week to help with my cursive.

[RobertBerg123]

This is Brilliant. I am sending this to everyone.

[Sunshinecomesandgoes]

thumbs up if you searched revision songs! iknow i did:D

[DizzieWhizzie]

arghhhhhh i cant get into the revision mood!!! I HAVE 55 DAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL TILL I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -____-

[WILBUR381]

This!

[iguanachar]

OMG I AM SO AT THIS POINT RIGHT NOW.. gahhahahahoooo

[S88028]

@asjarrett now that's committment my friend