Interpretation of The Genesis story
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1:God made Adam first, told him not to eat of the tree, “/then/” made Eve...2:God told Adam, because you listened to the voice of your wife, notice that God did “/not/” say to Eve, because you did “/not/” listen to your husband...3: God used the word “/curse/” to what the Serpent and Adam did in the garden, but “/not/” to what Eve did in the garden.....yes?
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@ImNotOnTheInternet i'm shaking in my boots
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Yeah but who is "God" or more importantly, the "Gods" written in the Bible ?
Good script though, lol
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God: Adam, what the fuck d'you think you're doing?
Adam: I was eating some apples.
God: Didn't I tell you not to eat those apples? That's the Knowledge tree, ya freakin' idiot. I told you not to eat of that tree.
Adam: Goddamn, dude, chill out! You're such a drag sometimes, I was only hungry... fuuuuck.
God: Alright you little piss-ant, I'm gonna toss you out of the Garden.
Adam: What the fuck?
God: Don't you curse at me. Get the hell outta here.
That's what happened.
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you think god didnt create that small portion of a second? if god is infinite, then only he can exist infinitely. an extremely small period of time is finite, therefore created by god. dude, learn logic.
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You sound stupid.
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of course chess is a game for the minds but playing something way more jokish like checkers or clue would be the fun of it.
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this guy is a looney....religeon is blind belief based on a storey book written by some people who wanted to make a fast buck
wildoscar416 7 months ago
@wildoscar416 Your atheistic and hateful approach will be noted in the Book of Life. That you are not included.
ImNotOnTheInternet 4 months ago
Entertaining, but I'm an atheist.
Genesis is nothing but a fairytale, to me.
Organized religion is nothing but a money-making machine, that is sucking the intelligence from humans.
ShortbusMooner 5 years ago
I wonder if it was a fairy tale when it was written. I'm trying to figire it out if I take my mind backt o that time. And you are right about the groups that are greedy making money out of the whole thing.
ImNotOnTheInternet 5 years ago
I protest religion. Old stupid stories. But you did a good job of being entertaining about it.
protester 5 years ago
I wasn't trying to be entertaining, but that is something.
ImNotOnTheInternet 5 years ago