Subterranean Homesick Christmas - Colt Wisdom

I got a big fat check from my dead grandparents
It was written in my mom's handwriting
Going to the mall when it opens tomorrow
Hitting the sales and I won't have to borrow
To buy the shit I've wanted since June or July
But that I resisted the urge to buy
Until Decemeber 26th when you can get half off on shit

CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR
IT'S A DAY THAT FILLS ME UP WITH CHEER
I KNOW THAT I WON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
CHRISTMAS AGAIN, AND I CAN DO WITHOUT




Debt and obligation, useless winter vacation
Bitter cold and wind, spending evenings snowed in
Smoking weed to make up for the lack of vitamin D
The days are 8 short hours long, and I can't go outside to pee

CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR
IT'S A DAY THAT FILLS ME UP WITH CHEER
I KNOW THAT I WON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
CHRISTMAS AGAIN, AND MY LIFE IS NICE WITHOUT

STUPID COMMERCIALIZATION
ECONOMIC DESTABLIZATION
INSANE FAMILIAL RELATIONS
CONGRESSIONAL NEGOTIATIONS

LONELY SUICIDAL FEELINGS
SHADY CORPORATE DEALINGS
CAPRICORN MONTH REVEALINGS
OF PROPHETS WHO'VE LOST THEIR SHEEP

Christmas is the best day of the year
It's a day that fills me up with cheer
I know that I won't have to think about
Christmas again, and I can do without

one two three four five six seven all good children go to heaven
two three four five six seven eight corporations spreading hate
three four five six seven eight nine perverting all that is divine
four five six seven eight nine ten waiting for the day to end
seven six five four three two one the christmas season isn't fun
six five four three two one zero in 2010, we can be all be heroes

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[evierock101]

oh ok this is completely wierd...

[minstrelbard]

@evierock101 I'll take that ;)

[minstrelbard]

December 9th, AGAIN. Because we DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

[1Shmoo1]

Really like the homage to Dylan's tune to bitch about the dreaded X-mas.