Shit Bisexuals Say

I love you, bisexual community.

By popular request (and by popular, I mean like three people).

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Also see: Brief Bibbel to Being a Bisexual Boy
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[ventusaccent6]

everytime i watch this video i keep saying"God RichAndFamous is soooooo freakin cute"

[RitchandFamous]

@ventusaccent6 i like that about you ;)

[MetalAnimeSword]

THANK YOU FOR BEING BI AND THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU!!!!!

[RitchandFamous]

@MetalAnimeSword Both are so much work, you're welcome

[alissewonder]

I actually HATE the ''Everyone is bisexual'' trope. It's like ''Hey, I'm a part of a minority who always has my sexuality questioned and denied, so you know what would be fun? To erase everyone else's sexual identities too! They might SAY they're not bi, but I know EVERYONE's bi, right?''

[RitchandFamous]

@alissewonder sweet irony

[yuugiho]

"Bisexual until proven otherwise" is my motto!

[Abena20]

Yay for the Captain Jack reference!

[PsycheDelectic]

@FilthyPazuzu It's true, it would lead to repressive cultures trying to program heterosexuality into children, and that's what IS happening! and to a very large extent working! However, there have been studies that say that programs to change sexual orientation are not proven to be psychologically damaging. So even if it doesnt fit into your little schema of what is politically correct, this is reality, sexuality is malleable and shaped by cultural institutions, and that everyone is born bi.

[YeruV]

I have said pretty much ALL of these things! Hahaha, especially "I really think everybody is bisexual" and "Everybody just assumes because I'm bisexual I've had a threesome".

[FilthyPazuzu]

I've said only two of these. For years I identified myself as bisexual. After some interesting experiences it was "pansexual", I now prefer polysexual. "Pansexual" means all genders, but "polysexual" means many genders. That's a significant difference.

As for threesomes, well... more than I can remember. I've gone higher than three, too. But I'm not polyamorous. Just because I'm having sex doesn't mean I'm in love.

As for "No, I'm bisexual, you're confused", I've said it & had the t-shirt!

[FilthyPazuzu]

@PsycheDelectic The idea that someone's sexuality is programmed by other(s) during their formative years is not only almost entirely wrong, it's dangerous. Logically, it leads to repressive cultures trying to program heterosexuality into children, so you get "pray away the gay" & other methods of torture (yes, that is torture) intended to reprogram, or - if the "patient" is young enough - program them. Such methods often lead to suicide.

[alissewonder]

@PsycheDelectic Okay then, you seemed to have grown up around ppl who didn't have sexual and romantic feelings and desires before they had sex for the first time. I don't remember ever having met this kind of people in my life, but whatever, there's no point in keep this conversation going if we're operating from such diferent POVs.

[PsycheDelectic]

@alissewonder @alissewonder Yes, I am trying to tell you that, and no, I don't realize that. You develop a taste for things. Before the first time someone has sex they don't know wtf they want, they only know what they're "supposed" to want. Someone trains their sexual orientation and fetishes through porn. If they never even try watching gay porn or experimented with another man they don't know if they like it or not. after they try it they might even start to be turned on by the idea afterward

[JAThames]

HOLY CRAP, I've said a lot of these...lol

[alissewonder]

@PsycheDelectic You do realize ppl have crushes and fall in love and have sexual fantasies and desires before they have sex for the first time, right? And that the person they have sex for the first time with is smn whom they probably chose based on the gender or genders that they already know they're actracted to?