A Pirate I Was Meant To Be - Monkey Island 3

This video is a must for any Monkey Island fan. If you're not a fan, watch it anyways. It has no spoilers and is funny regardless.


Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin´ out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis:We can sing in every clef!
Edward:We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis:It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward:We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!

Edward:We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis:A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward:Just really good ear plugs!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.

Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.

Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis:Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward:We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis:...then sing from the diaphragm!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis:...you will get a nasty whackin´!
Edward:If ya disrespect our singing´...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward:...but we have to rest five measures.

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward:...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward:No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis:Guess so.
Edward:Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• monkey
• island
• funny
• song
• pirate
• we
• were
• meant
• to
• be
• epic
• was

[KatarnandKanos]

how i miss the days before the like/dislike button. back then, you didn't get retarded comments spammed on every video about "lololol 50 people [insert reference to video]"

[Loof42]

240p. We meet again.

[dhhs91]

A pirate I was meant to be, trim the webs and roam the streams ♫

[DarkJDL]

@Amishhellcat  point is. he needs a word, not a name nor a surname.

[Apor1121]

Back to 9gag..

[Amishhellcat]

Bah, haggis should've known about the place blurenge (welsh place- rhymes with orange) or gurringe - surname that also rhymes with orange :S

[trickso]

Man, Guybrush sounds like Raiden from MGS.

[bubliesq]

ooh gee, i feel a little guilty now...

[sixfingerman68]

How the fuck did i get here from outlaw? Also, there's a Gangplank joke in here somewhere....... ;)

[scrubs]

If I had one dollar for every pixel in this video, I'd have... well, 1 dollar.

[DanielForMetal]

My childhood! How many memories!

[Moh1Z]

I liked this song so much as a kid that I recorded all the possible outcomes on a cassette tape. And nowadays I sometimes still listen to that cassette when I'm in my car :D