Melondrama - Terry Chops The Melon

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The Melon
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A round and heavy thing was such
a voluminous organic sphere.
My fruitful labors toiled I might
enchant the inner tier.
Upon a precipice was delicately placed
and positioned waiting, rocking,
when at pace the blow came like the wind
and one became two.
Exposed,
the seeds are sown and so
I must continue.

by Terry Hatchet

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[kalashnico13]

hi, could you please tell me the song title and artist ? i love it

[terryschopshop]

Hey Kalashnico. Garry my nextdoor neighbour edits my movies for me. He said this is a piece of music from Garage Band. If you have a Mac with garage band, open it up and look under the Orchestral loops. - cheers Terry.

[terryschopshop]

Sorry surferjoe. I only do vegetable and mineral. NO animal. But if you tell me where he parks his car I could give that a chop job ;)

[drummingmonster]

you have an exotic hobby.

[JulianCallens]

Terry, I'm just wondering here. Do you mount the axe on some mechanical device to deliver the cut? Because it's obvious that the actual cut sequence is not the continuation of the one where we see you wielding the axe.

If it's actually you, you are VERY accurate with that thing.

If I'm to be beheaded (and I probably deserve it), I'd like you to do it. One chop, head drops!

[BADMAN1770]

whats the name of music

[NOOOOBTOOOOB]

i love it... but love mine back! lol

[TDNRider]

fruit ninja is born ;)

[Deface94]

clean cut

[TheSouthernDrifter]

@JulianCallens It's not VERY hard to become that accurate. I mean, if i had a series on youtube in which I had to chop things in half with an ax, I'd make sure i could indeed, chop things in half with an ax.

[bot929]

i wonder if terries ancestor was a axe expert

[amado1130]

lol epic fruit ninja

[TheTrueMetal9]

i cried :(

[bubblefizz0]

Lol i thought this was John Terry...

[TheOriginalKrakker]

did you atleast eat the melon and if you did was it good :)?