Ode to the Nokia Ringtone

Have you ever been moved to murderous rage by the insipid jingle of the Nokia ringtone? Me too. Instead of killing people, I wrote a song about it. The video was shot in Dolores Park in San Francisco.

Lyrics:

In a cafe, in a movie
On a crowded train
Haunted by a melody
Annoying and inane
Sitting in the park
Lying on the beach
Out of nowhere
Shattering the peace

Krystal is like such a slut
She's hooking up with Trevor
I was all yo what is up
And she was all whatever
What?
Dude you're breaking up
Dude you're breaking up let me call you back
Hello?

So many years so many minds
A giant step for humankind
A miracle of science and for what?
So anywhere, at any time
I can call you up and say whazzzup?

Boiling vats of monkey fats and sacrificial fires
Are among the images this melody inspires
Don't get angry man
Tell them about the plan
Satan is starting to sell
Unlimited evenings, and rollover minutes
And no charge for roaming in Hell!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• humor
• larry
• gallagher
• song
• funny

[vidmaker8294]

What was that last Chord of the Song?

Emajor/F

[larrygallagherdotcom]

Other way around. I'm playing an Fm chord up on the neck and leaving the high E string open.

[1Doz]

"Yer breakin up on me."

We've all said it at least once.

[onofomi]

LMAO I LOVED IT AND SUBED

[javiergarcia1986]

@lookn4u2return ohhhh nobody else noticed that ohhhhhh

[valleyofsnakes]

@lookn4u2return Yes indeed

[lookn4u2return]

He is singing to the tune of the ring tone brilliant

[RaldyV]

Hey why don't you make more videos?? Just a question...

[Nenakut]

Omg, annoing crazy sonic-scream in the end O.O

[jeyendra2008]

kl >:)

[juveeedeee]

pretty poor song

[vidmaker8294]

I heard F on the Thickest String, C and F on the Next 2 Strings, A-Flat on the String after that, and an open B and E.

Ab, B and E, as in Emajor.

So you're technically plaing Emajor, with An F Power Chord at the Bottom.