Bluetooth Headset Cyborgs

Lyrics:
in the year 2043
the lord of the cyborgs will open the small glass case,
gaining access to the purple button.
(it's kinda like the red button on deal or no deal, except it's purple)
this purple button, when pressed, grants utter global domination to the presser.
how depressing.
how could this even be possible?
it will be possible due to the proliferation of bluetooth headsets.

place device on side of head
ask no questions--do as I said
wrap around ear--no it goes the other way
so central command can hear what you say
I mean your friends...and family members.

it's small, it's cool, all your friends have it.
the perfect addition to your cell phone habit.
change a tire and talk, whatever you choose
as your mom describes her Alaskan cruise
or tells you that your uncle passed away
deepest condolences

but what you don't know
what they don't tell you..
is that every bluetooth headset that get's bought
and affixed to someone's ear
means one more victim of the plan that will unfold in the year
2043--the lord of the cyborgs does his dirty deed
pressing the purple button 'neath the glass case
and via cell phone towers, controls the human race

take your post in a public place
speak loudly; stare into space
if you ever hold a phone to your face again
a microscopic blade will blend your brain

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bluetooth
• headset
• cyborg
• robot
• dr.
• who

[xxNeonxxNightxxLife]

xD this reminds me of an episode of Doctor who!! i love it :)

[SHAYTARDSisawesome]

nice job rhett and link! i love your videos. somehow they always make my day a little better.

<3

[thejackcocking]

after 2:00 rhett becomes really intense...

[kazykensie]

I can't help but giggle! Rhett, the faces you make! All of these songs are so jokes.

[alliepopisbeast13]

pew.... really..... u ended it with "pew"...

[hawkeye11969]

Link acts so cute in this one

[galenskid]

LOL! They must watch too much Dr Who

[gir9the8great]

y isnt the button blue?

[churdle76]

Thank God I haven't used a bluetooth headset yet....Won't ever make that mistake after hearing this song.

[xStealthXD]

SICK BASTERDS

[bellajenella]

the american flight of the conchords? hmmmmmmm

[Scotterlotter54321]

I luv thees videos . But they all so kool but strange