Teach me how to Study: Spanish Irregular Preterites SPOOF

LYRICS IN DESCRIPTION:
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LYRICS
[Vs. 1]
They be like smoove (what?)
Can you teach me how to study?
You know why?
Cause all da teachers love me
All I need is a verb that's preterite(in')
Theres i, iste, o and imos, isteis ieron
Put tener in there cause its tuv
They gonna be like hub sup cup when they say it
Aint nobody messin' with fui cuz that's only for ir and ser
We say traje and it's the form for traer
I don't say pon but I use puse for poner
I use pude and that's for poder
I leave dar as is but I should change it to di
Cause that's right and I say it (all day)
Students love to hate so they try to say vi
But I know that one to its ver so don't tease me
I make the preterite shine bright when I start to sing it
Dem Spanish people love me so I do it

[Chorus]
Teach me how to study
T-teach me how to study
Teach me how to study
T-teach me how to study
All my teachers love me
All my, all my teachers love me
All my teachers love me
You aint messin with my study! x2

[Vs. 2]

For helpin' you pass that class you can thank me,
The jeans ain't skinny and the leg ain't stanky,
Nevertheless understand, you messin' with the best,
I won't teach you how to dougie but Imma' help you pass your test
Now each irregular has its own set of stems,
Don't forget the endings with no accents on them,
It goes like, e, iste, o, e, iste, o, I said e, iste, o, I said e, iste, o
Listen carefully and keep up with the flow,
Imos, isteis ieron, imos isteis ieron
We gon' guide you through the Jazz kinda' like Deron,
We can't forget poder the stems' p-u-d
You can do it, I won't let you fall apart like B.o.B.
The stem for poner is p-u-s
So when you conjugate put on, think of Kanye West
So I taught you how to study so you can't forget,
Remember the lyrics, and you'll get 'em all correct

[CHORUS x2]

Copyright 2011 Sam Dawes Productions
CARMEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL

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