Viking Missionaries

What if Vikings were still afoot today, devising newer and more devious schemes to continue their cruel marauding? This might be what it would look like.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hairy
• viking
• missionaries
• rape
• pillaging
• plunder
• wench
• mission
• axe
• sword
• shield
• mormon
• jehovah's
• witnesses
• bicycle
• deception
• peephole
• sex
• call
• of
• duty
• modern
• warfare
• ps3
• playstation
• crush
• orange
• soda
• party
• town
• spirit
• scandinavia
• sweden
• norway
• turkey
• eastern
• roman
• byzantine
• empire
• andrew
• munson
• stephen
• tranberg
• sean
• altman
• kelsey
• tommy
• noyes
• amon
• amarth
• metal
• muppets
• mercenary
• thor
• odin
• norse
• valhalla
• mythology
• byzantium
• pagan
• desert
• angry
• vicious
• greedy

[InFlamesAddictive]

Hilarious :) Love it, especialy since im a Swede

But heres sumthin that commonly believed but not true, vikings NEVER had horns on their helms, it was sumthin a writer once came up with in about the 18th century or so, cant rly remember

And the vikings were the most healthiest and cleanest kinda of people in all of Europe at their time, they bathed EVERY SINGLE DAY, brushed their hair, ate healthy, but, the whole booze pillaging and rape... yeah, thats all fact :D

[merlock101]

@InFlamesAddictive Haha, I'm glad you liked it! My ancestors were Swedish so I also am quite fascinated by Vikings. I actually knew about the horns thing being made up, but these days they've almost become essential in any viking parody so I had to throw them in there. :P

[InFlamesAddictive]

@merlock101 Heh, yeah, i guess so :) The swedish football maskot is a viking with a blue helmet with yellow horns :P

[merlock101]

@InFlamesAddictive Haha, same with the Minnesota Vikings American football team. :P

[InFlamesAddictive]

Still makes me laugh

[yoshikku]

@InFlamesAddictive That is true early on in life, but of all the races, Caucasian men tend to bald before people of African, Asian, or Hispanic heritage. And among Caucasians, Swedish people tend to bald earlier than others. But of course, this is as a whole population. On an individual level, male pattern baldness will obviously differ, just like with most traits.

[InFlamesAddictive]

@merlock101 Hahaha, yeah... Well, trolls rarely have a life =)

But I gotta disagree on him being "professional" :D

If yer a troll, it just means that you're too stupid to do anything else but to annoy people with your stupidity =)))

[merlock101]

@InFlamesAddictive Ignore that guy. He's a professional troll. He has an utterly pathetic life, with no friends and no history of love interests, and so he decides the only way to make himself feel better is to act like an internet tough guy. Check out his profile, he has countless identical pages for in case he gets banned. The guy seriously has no life.

[a12gregjockca]

@InFlamesAddictive right. sure, bitch. and i'm 3. go fuck yourself.

[InFlamesAddictive]

@a12gregjockca I'm 15, so it wouldn't really be a matter of "finally".

And i highly doubt that someone as immature as you would ever get laid.

I am clearly more mature than you, so please go away.

And that you talk shit about Norway is also incorrect, all the scandinavian countries are pretty much the same. Please just go away with your immaturity.

[a12gregjockca]

@InFlamesAddictive yes yes. thanks for your aspie input, douche. maybe if you chopped your hair off, you'd finally get sex (but probably not of the same species tho).

[InFlamesAddictive]

@a12gregjockca Sexy, no, but comfortable, if you are to live in our conditions you need a little more hair.

And I'M the douche? WTF is your definition of a douche?

[a12gregjockca]

@InFlamesAddictive yuck. is it because of a hormonal deficiency or do these dicks think it's "sexy"? when i think long hair, i think fabio. DOUCHE!

[a12gregjockca]

@InFlamesAddictive oops my bad. i must have been thinking about disgusting norwegians.