Perpetual Bailout...Or Perish - PF035

A new war on financial ruin has begun. Our only hope is a perpetual bailout.

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TRANSCRIPT:
Our nation teeters on the brink of financial collapse. Desperate, helpless, with so much potential, yet so close to a terrible, premature ending.

But there is a way to safety. A new war on financial collapse, to keep the serpent of economic ruin at bay.

You see, from the day you were born, we have taken care of you. Fed you when you were hungry. Awakened you from slumber. Vaccinated you against disease. Straightened your teeth when they were crooked.

We put you on the long conveyor belt of life, with all its wacky excitement and close camaraderie. We took such delicate, studious care to determine your path in life: who should work in the factory and who should become educated.

Theres never been a day we havent agonized over your well being. At times we appear fearsome, because of our wealth and might and power.

Yes, you may fear us at times, but wed never do anything to harm you. And now we need your help to fight this new dangerous war on economic collapse.

A perpetual bailout that will be necessary to keep the serpent at bay. You see, there will be more bailouts, they will be constant and ongoing. Financial collapse will never be more than days away.

So when we ask you again for more money, for more bailouts, you will be patriotic and support the bailouts.

Yes, we are wealthy, and yes the bailouts help us remain wealthy, but that is how the system works, and we will plunge into complete chaos otherwise.

We are at the edge of a precipice, still alive, still fighting, but if you dont support our perpetual bailout strategy, it will soon be too late.

There is a tipping point beyond which we can no longer rescue you, and then everything will go dark. So if you see the bailout plan as something hard to swallow, remember that our financial crisis is your fault.

You bought a house you cant afford, youve overused your credit cards, you go out to dinner when you should be home eating rice purchased with coupons clipped diligently from the Sunday paper.

Where were you when things were going wrong? You didnt say a word. Oh, but now youre upset about the bailout. The way an arsonist gets upset that his house has burned down.

Remember, its for your own good. You dont want the nation to turn into a chaotic police state, with the constitution suspended and the government resorting to unnecessary wars in order to rally support and retain power.

You must support perpetual bailout, or surely we all shall perish.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Bailout
• financial
• bank
• AIG
• Fannie
• mccain
• obama
• election
• 2008
• campaign
• orwellian
• 1984
• coverup
• Bush

[BobForehead]

Double Plus Good, ProleFeed PerMinister Perpetua.

Be Seeing You.

[LordImmolation]

Probably the most terrifyingly accurate video you have!

[DINDRAGON]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Sad thing is that you were afraid of socialism... that's what happens when you let lobbyist turbo-capitalists vampires ravage even in daylight...

.... now pay your taxes so that the rich will not lose their privileges and the poor will dive deeper into the murk...

[BigOldJimmy]

The Inner Party is continuing to have its way, and the bailouts show no signs of letting up. The populace is alarmed that executives (Inner Party members all) are being paid handsome bonuses while the companies they've mismanaged teeter on the edge of insolvency, but fear not, a celebrity scandal or two and they'll forget all about it. The ranks of the newly-unemployed are growing daily, a positive trend for the Inner Party, as Americans are force to focus their attention on survival.

[suznm1]

Well Bubbabrazile... looks like we are ALL chicks in the eyes of the serpent......

[defwheezer]

Maybe not graphic enough for the sheeple to 'swallow'. /s

The inner inner party solutes you!

[BigOldJimmy]

So do I... let's go get us a couple.

[BubbaBrazille]

Never thought I'd say this, but I feel like a chick.

[BigOldJimmy]

The Inner Party is going to have its real field day when China and Saudi Arabia march into the USA that they've bought and paid for. It will be decided for each of us between living in the western half of the country under Chinese totalitarian rule, or living in the eastern half under Islamic Sharia law. Lording over us as feudal satraps will be the Inner Party that have been steadily selling us out for the last three or four decades.

[DEATHINKING]

J.F.K.F.C.

[nocturnalc]

If the sheep only truly understood........