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LonelyGirl: Lazydork is Better Than You

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Uploaded on Aug 1, 2006

Sincere thanks to YouTube for featuring me.

YOUTUBERS: DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT! Don't support people who don't even try to make you good videos.

And for everyone who is flaming me for the "smarter than spock" line, it was meant as an HOMAGE to the Beastie Boys, who inspired the style of this song.

E-mail me at trivia@lazydork.com for the mp3.

Lyrics:
Lazydork's got the greatest style
I got more talent than you juveniles
I'm locking you up like you lost at trial
And if you think you can hang you're in denial

I'm the biggest thing of 2006
I'm growing more fans than a uterus
Couldn't make more smiles if I was turning tricks
And I got more variety than your Chex Mix

My lyrics are slicker than a Slip 'n' Slide
My skills more shocking than Frankenstein's bride
I'm more user friendly than a Fodor's guide
And if Lonely Girl's large, than I'm supersized

Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million views
But you can't touch this Mexican Jew

L-Dizzle is my name I'm YouTube's class
Danielbeast can kiss my ass
When he plays craps he plays don't pass
I'm too good at Hold 'Em so I play Razz

I'm the thriller with the three felines
I chill so much I'm always reclined
So Lonely Girl if you don't mind
Please step to the side cause YouTube is mine

When it comes to entertaining this is no game
All your vids are exactly the same
I'm uber versatile I put you to shame
If you are a match I'm a building in flames

Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million views
But you can't touch this Mexican Jew

I'm so good at this I don't even rehearse
I got more ideas than Mary Poppins' purse
You better step aside cause I got here first
You were bad to begin with I just made you look worse

The Internet's a secret and I've picked the lock
Supereducated, I'm smarter than Spock
You're moving like a boat still tied to the dock
I'm gonna buy and sell you like Google stock

Like Napoleon I'll send you to exile
Until you make vids that are worthwhile
Remember the Dork has charm and guile
And I got more fans than Girls Gone Wild

Lazydork.Com!

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