The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Babel Fish

Part Three in a series of failed attempts at humor.

This episode deals with the most astounding and controversial fish in the known universe. But enough about me, here's the Babel Fish.

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[tailsprower18]

is it bad if i understood the scintific explanation?

[Iamafishproductions]

Really? I wish I understood it...

[supergenius1994]

"I AM A FISH PRODUCTIONS"?, and you expect us to believe that there is no relation?

[Iamafishproductions]

It's a common misconception. See, my last name isn't 'Fish', it's 'Productions.' If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents, Miramax and Pixar.

[ZodiacAirplane]

Bloody brilliant. Great vid...Douglas Adams ftw!

[lyokianhitchhiker]

Ya forgot to add that it doesn't feed on brainwave energy from its own carrier. Only those around its own carrier.

[tailsprower18]

brain. however the constent gargleing of the thaoughts of thos around them genraly renders them insane and or so incredibly busy trying to pick out individual patterns that thay become unfit for society. only in rare cases can one of these individuals "tune" into a specific persons thaughts. i have more to say but frankly im too lazy to typ it

[tailsprower18]

being transmited into ones brain. as TB may absorb the electronic patterns it will not use them since as previously stated it has a readyer source of food. now you may be wondering why then when say you old TB in your hand you cant hear the "translation". it isnt close enough to a nerve that conects to the communication section of the brain.

slightly off subject those who can read minds have a similar ability in that they pickup exseas elctrons whitch are transmited to the

[tailsprower18]

use this energy in lue of its "normal" food. if one could put TB in ones ear while in this state one would then be able "hear" others thuoghts aswell. as it is when TB is in a "host" it has acses to more energy and thus will not absorb these "signals" if you will unless acompanyed by a force that can be otherwise percived. in this case the vibration caused by soundwaves. the "translation" is simply the electrons asociated with the sound

[tailsprower18]

well simply put: the bable (hereafter to be referd to as TB) uses the electrons that are being used to send messages to the brain from the ear as a sort of food the idea being that as we all know electrisity can be used to run vurtualy all bodily function. however when not in a "host" TB must find an alternitive sourse of energy. namely the electrons we secreat constantly (this is getting into my personal throries) TB will than absorb these and

[supergenius1994]

XD XD XD XD lol