Shit Christians Say to Atheists

Comedy based on the "Shit X says to Y" meme. Enjoy!
... and yes, I've heard every one of these and more. I talk to a lot of Christians =D

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• shit
• christians
• say
• to
• atheists
• women
• men
• black
• white
• gay
• comedy
• god
• religion
• science
• skepticism
• evolution
• Darwin
• Charles Darwin
• Creationism
• Design
• Intelligent
• Dawkins
• Truth
• Funny
• Debate

[kylehspano]

"If evolution were true, we'd see dogs giving birth to cats." If someone actually said that to me, I might have to slap them lol

[kyev145]

Oh my goodness. My mother says ALL these things to me... and I'm just agnostic

[KaThYjAmEsHeRe]

SO true lol

[golgotha02]

i like your hat 

[TheTrollDoingYourMom]

Hitler wasn't an atheist.

[maialuvstdi]

this is BEYOND accurate..

[chicharinujilla]

horny dogs D:

[NegridoPie]

Impressive video. But I must also compliment that amazing hat. good show!

[carllito12]

@buickgn1897 Theisms are for people who want to know everything, instead of waiting until we finally figure it out

[EnigmaticRPG]

"What keeps you from going out and just... not killing people?"

...

Not living near people who say this shit on a daily basis.

My grandma's a nice lady but luckily she lives 900+ miles from me. e___e

[silenthillish305]

@kylehspano Well thats "macro evolution" one species birthing another.