Twilight Rants v.2: Sparkle Sparkle

Kris gets to the nitty gritty of sparkly vampires. Or at least attempts to. However, after ten minutes of rambling, Kris makes a disturbing connection between sparkly vampires and magical beings.

Note: Watch in HIGH QUALITY!! Might be a bit more to load but it's worth it.

+It's a known fact that Stephenie Meyer has indeed not read or watched anything that dealt with vampires. "Interview with the Vampire" had freaked her out. Strange world huh?

+Video converter is having a lot of problems so that's why I recorded off of YouTube. =( Sucks, I know.

+The other movie with lions and lambs I was referring to was Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, which comes out on Nov. 7. Okay, so that doesn't have lambs as far as I know but there is a lion!

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[xLindsey777MCRx]

Even though you haven't read or seen anything related to vampire you probably could write about vampires. Also vampires do exsist they were on the tyra show.

[JunkoNightfall]

Actually, I have. It's been a while since I read a vampire novel (the last being "Child of the Night" by Nancy Kilpatrick) but I do watch vampire movies/anime series from time to time. If you watched the first video (Vol. 1), the vampire movie/series references (not really counting the Simpsons example) were some that I have watched in the past.

I guess it's because I have not really bothered to watch/read anything with vampires in a while. Not that my love for them has died down. Far from it.

[SqueenTangerine]

I have a question: If one sets Edward on fire, will he die a flaming death, or will he just sparkle more? I've yet to find out and I really want to know!

[JunkoNightfall]

"Disco Inferno" by The Trampps (sp) will sum it up all nicely. =)

[kidflashII]

Ever read Fray?

[JunkoNightfall]

Haven't really heard of it but I could check it out. What's it about?

[yukixnoxjutsu]

real vampire fans (aka NOT twilight whores) should read the vampire kisses series by ellen schreiber. it has all of the vampire cliches, but she uses it in a unique way and the characters and storyline are really enjoyable...and not sparkly. XD

[BumbyPie]

It thought it looked like he fell in a pot of glitter... and everyone laughed, except the really hardcore fans behind me who just screamed every time rpattz was on at all.

[Charmolution]

What does this have to do with ponies?

[DemonicRemption]

HAHAHA! So you fell for the same trap I did Nightfall? Now I don't feel so bad... And hearing you read the meadow scene again brings forth the irritation I had towards this book.

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

I like Twilight, yeah I admit it.. but the whole sparkly thing.. Wtf is Edward? A unicorn? -.- That's the only part that fails miserably to me. And then in the movies it's like.. you never see the "evil" vampires sparkle. Lol.

[malkrow21]

I can definitely imagine it as being bad.

[Mangafreak111]

Baaad.

[malkrow21]

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

[caitlinlaw12]

i have a question....r u married 2 the guy in the wheelchair on tv??

[caitlinlaw12]

twilight=-}

[MinamiUotani]

I loled at the Sailor Moon thing.

[sonofargo08]

eh those arent bloody enough to restore my faith in vampires. i highly suggest the comic 30 days of night.