The Room Rap - The 28th Minute

The 28th Minute presents their agonizingly faithful plot summary of Tommy Wiseau's 2003 masterpiece "The Room."

"If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live."

Lyrics:
We see San Francisco, tenth establishing shot
Johnny on the trolley, car he musta forgot
"Hi babe," through the door, suit's big n well pressed
Plays keep away with Lisa's Red Dress

Lisa's Johnny's princess, Denny likes incest.
Cause Lisa's like his mother but he still maintains interest
He just likes to watch, he won't make a sound
Two lovebirds are great but three's a crowd

At the 28th minute, the alarm clock rings
Johnny's bare ass is what the next day brings
Lisa liked last night, yes she did, but she's bored
The word is that Lisa don't love Johnny anymore!

No one listens to Claudette, she's right about that
Lisa's face is starting to get noticeably fat
She cheats like an arrow that always hits the Mark
But Johnny's best friend's busy because his car is in park.

Hook

Lisa's a seductress, Mark is bare and unaware
They do it like you view it, on the stairs (stares)
Fave customer buys roses, Denny asks to kiss the whore
Johnny comes home, gets drunk, same sex scene as before

Lisa announces battery, her mother has breast cancer
Mike n Michele's blow job session is the only answer
Chris R assaults Denny on the roof like no other
Claudette interrogates though she's not his fucking mother

Johnny did not hit her, throws a bottle to his feet
At least she ain't hospitalized on Guerrero Street (laugh)
Women are too smart, plain stupid, or just evil
Denny wants to fuck Lisa, but there's no upheaval

Lisa confesses to Michelle who grins then departs
Rip Johnny up like theatre, "you're tearing me a part!"
Mike recites his tragedy like Sophocles' scripture
Mark drops him like underwear, I get da picture

Hook

Lisa's declarin' her affair 'n her plan can only fail if
Johnny records everything like he was a bailiff
This writing's piss poor, good thing Imma urologist
Here's a psychologist who always plays psychologist

Johnny reminisces, the disinterest is absurd
Lisa enters, Peter leaves without a single word.
Lisa chats with Denny, on the floor so aloof
Inexplicably, Peter takes a trip to the roof

Mark's on the reefer, tries to kill Peter
because he figured out about his feelings for Lisa.
Mark "shaved the day" when he bought a tuxedo
But he just can't trim his 12-inch libido.

All these bird noises *cheep cheep* oh so tasteless
Formal Football? its a Need to throw basis
Mark fires bank questions, secrecy is rife
Johnny hits him back with How's your sex life?

Hook

Two minutes for hot chocolate, What does this mean?
Oh god it's another sex scene.
Here we go again, Mark starts to grip her,
Michele's XYZ, Examine Your Zipper

Random pillow fight, no serious chat
Going for a jog, man this dubbing is wack
B-day party, fake pregnancy is comic
I feel like I'm sitting on a bomb that's atomic

Lisa looks hot tonight, a scrap over the girl
then everything's okay though Johnny's fed up with this world
He listens to the tape, only he remains
Grabs Chris R's gun, blows out his brains

Denny yells Tommy, one of many mistakes
The blood on Johnny's shirt defies physics for god's sakes!
Lisa's the cause o all of this, so Mark is done
Can hear an ambulance comin'. "Someone call 911!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The
• Room
• (film)
• Tommy
• Wiseau
• Greg
• Sestero
• Juliette
• Danielle
• Mark
• Johnny
• Denny
• Lisa
• tearing
• me
• apart
• plot
• summary
• comedy
• funny
• rap

[imbobsaget]

Wow this is awesome! Better than the other Room raps on here. Hope this can get a lot more views

[VideoGameGeek1970]

People, like this so it gets more attention!

[TheWINGMAN331]

6th time watching! too good, its too good, EPIC!

[TheWINGMAN331]

EPIC MAN EPIC ITS A SHAME THERE ARE NOT MORE VIEWS!!!!

[Jcordeiro55]

This is so awesome!

[indyguy1183]

Please put this on iTunes or something!!!

[indyguy1183]

Masterful!

[NikaAnuk]

Awesome! 

[shmivv]

This is fantastic! I hope it gets the amount of views it deserves!

[retrodav]

Awesome! Autotune for movies Lonely Island style.